Head Start

When a person wakes up in the morning to another person performing oral sex on them.

Dome in the morning? Boy, you know I love a head start!

by Dante_ck December 21, 2015

Addible

The combination of eating adderall and a marijuana edible.

I’m feeling reallllll good off this addible

by Dante_ck October 21, 2018

Scoopdeville

The act of requesting or opting into being picked up rather than driving to and/or from a destination

To a friend: “how about you scoopdeville since you’ll be passing right by my house anyway 😉?”

by Dante_ck December 18, 2017

ugly sleep

Acquired during the deepest stages of a much-needed restful night; when you're so sleep, you sleep through alarms, often with mouth ajar, face planted against the sheets.

I tried to wake you up in time for the bus but you were in a deep ugly sleep. I couldn't bring myself to interrupt

by Dante_ck December 11, 2015

Fullbody

A person who is certainly not skinny, but definitely isn't fat.

A full-bodied individual blurs the lines of the average body

OMG you wouldn't believe the fullbody babe i met last night. She's all of the good, none of the bad.

by Dante_ck April 24, 2016

Gluten toot

When a hipster farts

Lars was shopping at whole foods when he suddenly let out a massive gluten toot!

by Dante_ck December 14, 2015

Hair bomb

A hair bomb is a clump of hair collected in order to place on a unsuspecting victim. Hair bombs have been found in purses, shoes, book bags and sometimes pockets.

The other day I pulled my wallet out of my purse and there was a hair bomb stuck to my keys...

by Dante_ck September 05, 2016