Dante_ck's definitions

Space jam

Stealing someone’s talent by shaking their hand

:::while sitting at any sporting event thinking to oneself::::

“ damn, I wish I could space jam all these talented mf and stunt on them all..”

by Dante_ck October 4, 2017

Hair bomb

A hair bomb is a clump of hair collected in order to place on a unsuspecting victim. Hair bombs have been found in purses, shoes, book bags and sometimes pockets.

The other day I pulled my wallet out of my purse and there was a hair bomb stuck to my keys...

by Dante_ck September 5, 2016

Fullbody

A person who is certainly not skinny, but definitely isn't fat.

A full-bodied individual blurs the lines of the average body

OMG you wouldn't believe the fullbody babe i met last night. She's all of the good, none of the bad.

by Dante_ck April 24, 2016

Gluten toot

When a hipster farts

Lars was shopping at whole foods when he suddenly let out a massive gluten toot!

by Dante_ck December 14, 2015

Addible

The combination of eating adderall and a marijuana edible.

I’m feeling reallllll good off this addible

by Dante_ck October 21, 2018

Breaking my feed

When someone or something has been posted multiple times by various people. Thus, taking over the viewers timeline.

Dude what is up with this guy in a shark suit breaking my feed today!??!

by Dante_ck October 10, 2016

Monica

'My Nigga' but for white people so they don't feel guilty

-Hey, i just went to starbucks and got you a mocha frappe, interested?

--- monica.

by Dante_ck September 8, 2014