Definitions by Dante_ck

Hair bomb 

A hair bomb is a clump of hair collected in order to place on a unsuspecting victim. Hair bombs have been found in purses, shoes, book bags and sometimes pockets.

The other day I pulled my wallet out of my purse and there was a hair bomb stuck to my keys...

Hair bomb by Dante_ck September 5, 2016

Gross great

Those oddly intriguing things that smell bad and good at the same time, requiring multiple sniff tests.

Middle schooler:

I can't stop smelling this enigma of gross great. Is this what sex is like?

Gross great by Dante_ck September 1, 2016

Snackages 

Multiple packages of individually wrapped snacks

Ok here's the plan.
First we hit the gas station for some smokes, then we hit the grocery store for some snackages before the movie at 7. BAM!

Snackages by Dante_ck July 17, 2016

Fullbody 

A person who is certainly not skinny, but definitely isn't fat.

A full-bodied individual blurs the lines of the average body

OMG you wouldn't believe the fullbody babe i met last night. She's all of the good, none of the bad.

Fullbody by Dante_ck April 24, 2016

Head Start 

When a person wakes up in the morning to another person performing oral sex on them.

Dome in the morning? Boy, you know I love a head start!

Head Start by Dante_ck December 21, 2015

Gluten toot 

When a hipster farts

Lars was shopping at whole foods when he suddenly let out a massive gluten toot!

Gluten toot by Dante_ck December 14, 2015

ugly sleep 

Acquired during the deepest stages of a much-needed restful night; when you're so sleep, you sleep through alarms, often with mouth ajar, face planted against the sheets.

I tried to wake you up in time for the bus but you were in a deep ugly sleep. I couldn't bring myself to interrupt

ugly sleep by Dante_ck December 11, 2015