Space jam

Stealing someone’s talent by shaking their hand

:::while sitting at any sporting event thinking to oneself::::

“ damn, I wish I could space jam all these talented mf and stunt on them all..”

by Dante_ck October 04, 2017

Head Start

When a person wakes up in the morning to another person performing oral sex on them.

Dome in the morning? Boy, you know I love a head start!

by Dante_ck October 25, 2015

Gluten toot

When a hipster farts

Lars was shopping at whole foods when he suddenly let out a massive gluten toot!

by Dante_ck October 21, 2015

Scoopdeville

The act of requesting or opting into being picked up rather than driving to and/or from a destination

To a friend: “how about you scoopdeville since you’ll be passing right by my house anyway 😉?”

by Dante_ck December 18, 2017

Snackages

Multiple packages of individually wrapped snacks

Ok here's the plan.
First we hit the gas station for some smokes, then we hit the grocery store for some snackages before the movie at 7. BAM!

by Dante_ck July 17, 2016

caught in a lue

The period of time when two individuals are infectiously love smitten for one another.

"Hey Mackenzie, have you seen Annie today?"
-"No, not recently. She's been caught in a lue with that guy she met ever since finals."

by Dante_ck May 15, 2014

Gross great

Those oddly intriguing things that smell bad and good at the same time, requiring multiple sniff tests.

Middle schooler:

I can't stop smelling this enigma of gross great. Is this what sex is like?

by Dante_ck September 02, 2016