Dante_ck's definitions

ugly sleep

Acquired during the deepest stages of a much-needed restful night; when you're so sleep, you sleep through alarms, often with mouth ajar, face planted against the sheets.

I tried to wake you up in time for the bus but you were in a deep ugly sleep. I couldn't bring myself to interrupt

by Dante_ck December 11, 2015

Head Start

When a person wakes up in the morning to another person performing oral sex on them.

Dome in the morning? Boy, you know I love a head start!

by Dante_ck December 21, 2015

Ganjalier

A Ganjalier or weed steward, is a trained and knowledgeable marijuana professional, normally working in fine restaurants, who specializes in all aspects of weed service as well as bud and food pairing.

The hotel came with free room service, open bar and a personal Ganjalier available for every meal!

by Dante_ck March 15, 2018

Snackages

Multiple packages of individually wrapped snacks

Ok here's the plan.
First we hit the gas station for some smokes, then we hit the grocery store for some snackages before the movie at 7. BAM!

by Dante_ck July 17, 2016

Tivo

A Tivo is a person who only see's what they want to see in life. These people are often blind to common sense and encounter issues that could normally be avoid by paying attention to simple signs.

Common traits include severe self centeredness, chronic bitchface and empty pockets.

Guy: I dunno man, she seemed nice last night when we were talking at the bar.

friend: What!? Everything she talked about was either hating on someone or bitchin about work gossip.
Guy: I dunno dude, i might hit her up again just to make sure

Friend: Whatever man, tivo.

by Dante_ck June 20, 2014

Gross great

Those oddly intriguing things that smell bad and good at the same time, requiring multiple sniff tests.

Middle schooler:

I can't stop smelling this enigma of gross great. Is this what sex is like?

by Dante_ck September 1, 2016

Favorhog

Someone who repeatedly uses convience to coin favors

I was going to get my computer fixed at the snapple store and my favorhog friend asked if i could take his broken phone with me...

by Dante_ck January 1, 2018