Definitions by Danny Delinquent

blow a load

Verb. To ejaculate. Can also be used nonliterally to indicate excitement.

"Dude blew a load all over my fucking calculus homework!"

"Ohhhhhh shit, that is so tight I'm gonna blow a load."

blow a load by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003

fucka

Noun. A milder form of fucker.

When you steal 5 bucks from your mom's purse to buy weed, you're a fucka. When you steal 40 bucks from your mom's purse to buy weed, you're a fucker.

fucka by Danny Delinquent December 7, 2003

tight like an ocelot

A considerable level of tightness, but about two ranks below that of a tiger.

"Holy shit dude, did you see Kill Bill? It was tight like a fuckin tiger!"

"Naw. It wasn't THAT great. It was tight like an ocelot, sure, but not like a tiger."

tight like an ocelot by Danny Delinquent December 5, 2003

tsunami bomb 

Killer NorCalian rock'n'roll band, whose singer is not only wicked hot, but can actually sing and write songs that don't suck ass.

When I'm alone with Emily, I know what we should do. And we're gonna need some tissues when we're done, proly.

tsunami bomb by Danny Delinquent December 5, 2003

notch 

Noun, sense 1. An affectionate synonym for 'vagina'. See also gash.

Noun, sense 2. Someone with whom you basically just get drunk and/or high and have sex, usually on a short term basis. Compare to "your girl" or "a ho", both are higher on the intimacy ladder.

Sense 1: "I am so going to hit that notch, bro."

Sense 2: "Are you going to the prom with him?" "Naw. He's just a notch."

notch by Danny Delinquent December 5, 2003

tweak 

Verb. To deliberately provoke, to push someone's buttons.

"So I said, 'how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?' She said, 'How many?' I said, 'Three. One to take out the old bulb, one to put in the new one, and one to suck my dick."

"Did you do that just to tweak her?"

tweak by Danny Delinquent December 4, 2003

b-legitter 

Noun. Two blunts rolled together, end to end, so as to make one super long blunt.

Dude, rolling a good b-legitter takes time and skill. It's generally reserved for special occasions, like April 20th.

b-legitter by Danny Delinquent December 4, 2003