Danny B's definitions

bachelor chow

Food that is easily prepared, has enough vitimins and minerals to preserve life, and cheap to buy.
Cause most single guys living alone are poor and/or lazy but still need to survive.

A great example of bachelor chow is cerial, $4 buys you 5-8 meals..just add milk..or not.
Also KD and hot dogs among many others.

by Danny B December 17, 2005

shimmy shammy

A family-friendly euphamisum for 'sex' used by a few (known) canadian radio DJ's

"is shimmy shammy really the best thing you can get for free, caller?"

by Danny B October 3, 2006

have you seen jeremy?

Def: A warning from friends to hide,
when an ulgly chick you accidently gave a night of passion to, is looking for you the next day.

Background: Poor, hung over Jeremy had this ugly ass girl flailing her arms in the air asking everyone she saw "Have you seen Jeremy!?"

Watch out man...have you seen Jeremy!?

by Danny B March 16, 2005

skilbert

really cool,greatest ever!!!

goalie:come on dude,give us a cracker
player:ok,here it comes
goalie catches ball and a great save
player:dude,skilbert save man!!!

by danny b January 21, 2004

Spat a nut

Ejaculation that usually occurs whilst watching busty girls dance on stage.

"Hey Charlie, guess what, I just spat a nut!"

by Danny B January 28, 2005

poop sandwich

a delightful midafternoon snack in which excrements are spread between two oven-toasted buns and topped with a green olive and a "homemade cream sauce"

No one can make a poop sandwich like I can!

by Danny B September 7, 2003

cumsum

usually in reference to the amount of ejaculation accumulated during orgasm

there are many factors required to determine the cumsum of splooge

by Danny B September 7, 2003