Danielle Danielle's definitions
by Danielle Danielle January 13, 2009
Get the Musicmug. "Mindless robot, poor excuse of a musician, physco"
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Try:
"Adorable, one of the most successful women in the world, and stressed"
Britney Spears has sold billions of records world wide. You ask people in China if they have ever heard of some of the stars that everyone seems to worship with no problem like Rihanna (who by the way sings through her nose so badly I want to shoot myself).
"Hey, China, do you guys like Rihanna?"
"Rihanna who?"
"Youuuuu knoww. The t0tally hawt musician?"
"Never heard of her."
You ask China if they have ever heard of Britney Spears:
"Hey, China, do you guys like Britney Spears?"
"HITT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME! OH YES OH YES! ME HAVE ALL HER RECORDS!"
Granted, she did go through a rough patch. But so has 99% of the women in America. The only difference is, their rough patches and anxieties weren't broadcasted for everyone to see.
Britney Spears has been creating music since she was a teenager and she's STILL GOT IT. With her new album out with songs such as "Circus" "Womanizer", she is once again at the top of the charts, and probably still will be when she's old and gray.
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Try:
"Adorable, one of the most successful women in the world, and stressed"
Britney Spears has sold billions of records world wide. You ask people in China if they have ever heard of some of the stars that everyone seems to worship with no problem like Rihanna (who by the way sings through her nose so badly I want to shoot myself).
"Hey, China, do you guys like Rihanna?"
"Rihanna who?"
"Youuuuu knoww. The t0tally hawt musician?"
"Never heard of her."
You ask China if they have ever heard of Britney Spears:
"Hey, China, do you guys like Britney Spears?"
"HITT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME! OH YES OH YES! ME HAVE ALL HER RECORDS!"
Granted, she did go through a rough patch. But so has 99% of the women in America. The only difference is, their rough patches and anxieties weren't broadcasted for everyone to see.
Britney Spears has been creating music since she was a teenager and she's STILL GOT IT. With her new album out with songs such as "Circus" "Womanizer", she is once again at the top of the charts, and probably still will be when she's old and gray.
"Britney Spears is an overrated redneck."
"Britney Spears makes billions of dollars a year, how much do you make?"
".... No comment."
"Britney Spears makes billions of dollars a year, how much do you make?"
".... No comment."
by Danielle Danielle January 8, 2009
Get the Britney Spearsmug. The feeling of wanting someone up against your skin and lips so badly that it makes you hurt inside.
The feeling between the two of you is so magnetic and strong that you can't contain it.
It's not just sex. It's the want and the need to be physically close to someone that you feel so passionately about it's unreal.
The feeling between the two of you is so magnetic and strong that you can't contain it.
It's not just sex. It's the want and the need to be physically close to someone that you feel so passionately about it's unreal.
by Danielle Danielle January 11, 2009
Get the Lustmug. The creepy looking Monk robe thing that 'fits all' which doesn't make sense because how does a fatass 45 year old man's robe fit that of a 4 year old girl?
You can wear them to keep warm, yet the entire back is open?
You can wear them to keep warm, yet the entire back is open?
"I bought that snuggie 'cos the tv told me to and now I look like a creepy priest and my back is cold as hell."
by Danielle Danielle January 9, 2009
Get the Snuggiemug. An excuse for teenagers to rub up on each other. Girls shake their ass onto a guys dick while he tries to hide the fact that this is making him want to rip of her clothes right then and there. It's like sex, with clothes on.
by Danielle Danielle January 7, 2009
Get the Dirty dancingmug. Things created by man and hated by man. You perceive others the way you want to perceive them. Don't claim to hate labels if you are so quick to toss them around or come up with one for yourself. People don't label themselves as things.. you do.
Girl 1- "Noo that boy's all gothic and shit."
Person talking to Girl 1 a few days later:
Person- "Soo... you're like a prep?"
Girl 1- "I don't like labels."
HA
Person talking to Girl 1 a few days later:
Person- "Soo... you're like a prep?"
Girl 1- "I don't like labels."
HA
by Danielle Danielle January 13, 2009
Get the Labelsmug. Usually labeled as a 'girl' thing, but is more than half of the time caused by men.
Girl drama examples and scenarios that are caused by men-
1) OMGGG MY BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME
2) Girl 1- "Michael told me he liked me last night at the football game!"
Girl 2- "Really? 'Cause Michael told ME he liked ME last night at the football game."
3) "He says if I love him.. I'll have sex with him."
4) He had sex with me and then completely stopped talking to me :( @#$@#*$
5) He told his girlfriend that I was all over him and now she is comin' at my trying to fight!!@#$@#$
As you can see, women are usually the pons of drama and boys are the ones controlling the chess pieces. They love to feel like they are the reason a girl is getting so worked up or they are in between two girls fighting over them.
Drama goes both ways.
But no matter what gender,
it's still pointless.
Girl drama examples and scenarios that are caused by men-
1) OMGGG MY BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME
2) Girl 1- "Michael told me he liked me last night at the football game!"
Girl 2- "Really? 'Cause Michael told ME he liked ME last night at the football game."
3) "He says if I love him.. I'll have sex with him."
4) He had sex with me and then completely stopped talking to me :( @#$@#*$
5) He told his girlfriend that I was all over him and now she is comin' at my trying to fight!!@#$@#$
As you can see, women are usually the pons of drama and boys are the ones controlling the chess pieces. They love to feel like they are the reason a girl is getting so worked up or they are in between two girls fighting over them.
Drama goes both ways.
But no matter what gender,
it's still pointless.
"Drama is just something girls say they hate but in the end are always in the middle of."
"And boys are different because...?"
"Well men fight when they have problems with one another."
"Fighting is drama."
"... Well.. uhh."
"And boys are different because...?"
"Well men fight when they have problems with one another."
"Fighting is drama."
"... Well.. uhh."
by Danielle Danielle January 11, 2009
Get the Dramamug.