"Mindless robot, poor excuse of a musician, physco"
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Try:
"Adorable, one of the most successful women in the world, and stressed"
Britney Spears has sold billions of records world wide. You ask people in China if they have ever heard of some of the stars that everyone seems to worship with no problem like Rihanna (who by the way sings through her nose so badly I want to shoot myself).
"Hey, China, do you guys like Rihanna?"
"Rihanna who?"
"Youuuuu knoww. The t0tally hawt musician?"
"Never heard of her."
You ask China if they have ever heard of Britney Spears:
"Hey, China, do you guys like Britney Spears?"
"HITT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME! OH YES OH YES! ME HAVE ALL HER RECORDS!"
Granted, she did go through a rough patch. But so has 99% of the women in America. The only difference is, their rough patches and anxieties weren't broadcasted for everyone to see.
Britney Spears has been creating music since she was a teenager and she's STILL GOT IT. With her new album out with songs such as "Circus" "Womanizer", she is once again at the top of the charts, and probably still will be when she's old and gray.
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Try:
"Adorable, one of the most successful women in the world, and stressed"
Britney Spears has sold billions of records world wide. You ask people in China if they have ever heard of some of the stars that everyone seems to worship with no problem like Rihanna (who by the way sings through her nose so badly I want to shoot myself).
"Hey, China, do you guys like Rihanna?"
"Rihanna who?"
"Youuuuu knoww. The t0tally hawt musician?"
"Never heard of her."
You ask China if they have ever heard of Britney Spears:
"Hey, China, do you guys like Britney Spears?"
"HITT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME! OH YES OH YES! ME HAVE ALL HER RECORDS!"
Granted, she did go through a rough patch. But so has 99% of the women in America. The only difference is, their rough patches and anxieties weren't broadcasted for everyone to see.
Britney Spears has been creating music since she was a teenager and she's STILL GOT IT. With her new album out with songs such as "Circus" "Womanizer", she is once again at the top of the charts, and probably still will be when she's old and gray.
"Britney Spears is an overrated redneck."
"Britney Spears makes billions of dollars a year, how much do you make?"
".... No comment."
"Britney Spears makes billions of dollars a year, how much do you make?"
".... No comment."
by Danielle Danielle January 08, 2009
The book designed for teenage girls to get off to and teenage boys to secretly read under their covers with a flashlight each night trying to feed off of what Edward does in hopes of getting a few pointers in winning girls over. Everyone will have negative things to say about this but all I can say is, congrats Stephanie Meyer; you sure won over the minds of a billion hormonal teenage girls by talking about Edward's chizzled jawline for 4 books straight.
"Z0mmmGGG TWILIGHT IS SOOOOO GOOD!"
"Really, what's the plot?"
"Uhmm..... IDK but Edward, the vampire boy, IS SO FUCKING HAWWTTT."
"Really, what's the plot?"
"Uhmm..... IDK but Edward, the vampire boy, IS SO FUCKING HAWWTTT."
by Danielle Danielle January 08, 2009
An excuse for teenagers to rub up on each other. Girls shake their ass onto a guys dick while he tries to hide the fact that this is making him want to rip of her clothes right then and there. It's like sex, with clothes on.
by Danielle Danielle January 08, 2009
Usually labeled as a 'girl' thing, but is more than half of the time caused by men.
Girl drama examples and scenarios that are caused by men-
1) OMGGG MY BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME
2) Girl 1- "Michael told me he liked me last night at the football game!"
Girl 2- "Really? 'Cause Michael told ME he liked ME last night at the football game."
3) "He says if I love him.. I'll have sex with him."
4) He had sex with me and then completely stopped talking to me :( @#$@#*$
5) He told his girlfriend that I was all over him and now she is comin' at my trying to fight!!@#$@#$
As you can see, women are usually the pons of drama and boys are the ones controlling the chess pieces. They love to feel like they are the reason a girl is getting so worked up or they are in between two girls fighting over them.
Drama goes both ways.
But no matter what gender,
it's still pointless.
Girl drama examples and scenarios that are caused by men-
1) OMGGG MY BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME
2) Girl 1- "Michael told me he liked me last night at the football game!"
Girl 2- "Really? 'Cause Michael told ME he liked ME last night at the football game."
3) "He says if I love him.. I'll have sex with him."
4) He had sex with me and then completely stopped talking to me :( @#$@#*$
5) He told his girlfriend that I was all over him and now she is comin' at my trying to fight!!@#$@#$
As you can see, women are usually the pons of drama and boys are the ones controlling the chess pieces. They love to feel like they are the reason a girl is getting so worked up or they are in between two girls fighting over them.
Drama goes both ways.
But no matter what gender,
it's still pointless.
"Drama is just something girls say they hate but in the end are always in the middle of."
"And boys are different because...?"
"Well men fight when they have problems with one another."
"Fighting is drama."
"... Well.. uhh."
"And boys are different because...?"
"Well men fight when they have problems with one another."
"Fighting is drama."
"... Well.. uhh."
by Danielle Danielle January 11, 2009
Things created by man and hated by man. You perceive others the way you want to perceive them. Don't claim to hate labels if you are so quick to toss them around or come up with one for yourself. People don't label themselves as things.. you do.
Girl 1- "Noo that boy's all gothic and shit."
Person talking to Girl 1 a few days later:
Person- "Soo... you're like a prep?"
Girl 1- "I don't like labels."
HA
Person talking to Girl 1 a few days later:
Person- "Soo... you're like a prep?"
Girl 1- "I don't like labels."
HA
by Danielle Danielle January 13, 2009
One day you fall in love with this boy.. and he touches you with his fingers and he burns holes in your skin with his mouth.. and it hurts when you look at him.. and it hurts when you don't.. and it feels like someone has cut you open with a jagged piece of glass.
It is the best and the worst feeling in the world where you give someone the absolute power to hurt you and know you in ways no one else can.
It is the best and the worst feeling in the world where you give someone the absolute power to hurt you and know you in ways no one else can.
by Danielle Danielle January 11, 2009
by Danielle Danielle January 13, 2009