yaffle

v. yaffling, yaffled; to waffle in an officious, patronising and anally-retentive way. After the Bagpuss character Professor Yaffle

The boss was yaffling on about the mugs not being on saucers again! Yaffle, yaffle, yaffle! I'm sick of it!

by DanEvans April 06, 2010

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Putterspoons

A name for Wetherspoons, a UK chain of pubs and bars, so named for all the old putters that drink there

"We could go to Putterspoons for a burger if you like"

by DanEvans April 06, 2010

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A name for the downmarket UK supermarket chain Somerfield, due to it's popularity with old putters

"I'll pop down to Putterfield's for some booze"

by DanEvans April 06, 2010

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I can't believe the mentness of that online form! It just won't accept *anything*!

by DanEvans April 05, 2010

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