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Putterspoons

A name for Wetherspoons, a UK chain of pubs and bars, so named for all the old putters that drink there
"We could go to Putterspoons for a burger if you like"
by DanEvans April 6, 2010
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ment

adj. menter, mentest: The condition of being deliberately awkward, stubborn and/or unco-operative/inflexible at an inappropriate time, often governed by mood. Can also be applied to non-living objects such as computers.
Origins - possibly comes from "mean" but there's rumour that "ment" was a seventeenth century dialect word meaning "foul smelling"
A person who is difficult and unco-operative is "ment". A jobsworth is particularly ment, and so is a computer when it decides to crash right at the worst time. Even the weather can be ment: for example it rains when you plan to take the family to the seaside on your day off work.

example: "Hurry up you ment putter!"
by DanEvans April 5, 2010
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stats

n.pl. Statutory Notices pasted on hardboard and erected on lamp columns by the local council in advance of parking restrictions/roadworks etc.
I had to put some stats up on Thornbury road for the roadworks next week
by DanEvans April 9, 2010
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mentness

I can't believe the mentness of that online form! It just won't accept *anything*!
by DanEvans April 5, 2010
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