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birdshit

n. colloq. The more trivial instruments of the percussion section of an orchestra or band, namely the triangle, tambourine, sleigh bells, vibraslap, mark tree. Usally played by the more junior members of the percussion section.
Looks like I'm gonna have to play the birdshit instruments again!
by DanEvans April 6, 2010
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putter

n. A loud middle-aged or elderly man usually found in pubs, betting shops, municipal golf courses, flea markets and bus rallies throughout the UK. The word 'putter' in this sense has origins in 'punter' and of course an old putter will 'putt around' - invariably getting in everone's way in the process.
Putters usually follow a traditional dress: Cap or trilby hat, golf attire, blazers, flasher-macs and unfashionable spectacles. They are very traditional in their views and despite their generally working class origins, they will vote Conservative.

Putters love to whistle- loudly. A putter's whistle is often tuneless and full of sentimental vibrato - usually some unmusical version of a wartime number.
Putters can be grumpy and very impatient with young people.
by DanEvans April 5, 2010
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mentness

I can't believe the mentness of that online form! It just won't accept *anything*!
by DanEvans April 5, 2010
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Wobun

A place in Bedfordshire used as an intersection for aircraft flying north and northwest out of Heathrow during westerly ops
Speedbird two seven niner cleared to Los Angeles on the Wobun two foxtrot, squawk eight eight niner two
by DanEvans April 6, 2010
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