DanEvans's definitions

yaffle

v. yaffling, yaffled; to waffle in an officious, patronising and anally-retentive way. After the Bagpuss character Professor Yaffle

The boss was yaffling on about the mugs not being on saucers again! Yaffle, yaffle, yaffle! I'm sick of it!

by DanEvans April 6, 2010

Wobun

A place in Bedfordshire used as an intersection for aircraft flying north and northwest out of Heathrow during westerly ops

Speedbird two seven niner cleared to Los Angeles on the Wobun two foxtrot, squawk eight eight niner two

by DanEvans April 6, 2010

birdshit

n. colloq. The more trivial instruments of the percussion section of an orchestra or band, namely the triangle, tambourine, sleigh bells, vibraslap, mark tree. Usally played by the more junior members of the percussion section.

Looks like I'm gonna have to play the birdshit instruments again!

by DanEvans April 6, 2010

stats

n.pl. Statutory Notices pasted on hardboard and erected on lamp columns by the local council in advance of parking restrictions/roadworks etc.

I had to put some stats up on Thornbury road for the roadworks next week

by DanEvans April 9, 2010