Rembrandt

Rembrandt, Dutch Renaissance artist cir. 1600 known for his usage of light and shading, was a sexy piece of ass.

'Look at the shading on /that/ ass, yo'

'fo real'

by Dane April 17, 2005

nub

official definition: a internet acronym, similar to "noob". HOWEVER, whilst a NOOB is someone who is lame/idiotic because he is new, a NUB is someone who has had the opportunity to learn something new, but never did, and is therefore idiotic/stupid.

"everyone who fucked up the definition of nub in this page is a nub".

by Dane February 27, 2005

snakebite

A drink of Beer/Cider and blackcurrant.
Mostly drunk by expat Aussies in Aussie bars around the world and by European and American backpackers who are in Australia

I drank too many Pints of Snakebite last night that my tongue is now red and I have a hyperactive hangover.

by Dane January 06, 2005

Oh Sine

Mathematical term referring to a loud yelp of joy. Referred to as SOH.

Oh Sine! Where did you come from

by Dane January 23, 2003

Ralph

Someone whose entire wardrobe is made up of the Following
1. Ralph Lauren polo shirts (of various colour)
2.long slevved checked shirts
3. Plain Blue Denim Jeans
4. RM William leather boots
5. Deck Shoes
6. Several Ralph Lauren caps.

They are normally from the country and have moved to the city for Uni/College and consider themselves to be superstylin'.

Those Ralphs have a deranged view of fashion.

by Dane January 06, 2005

Mud-raker

A consistency of shit that upon taking it, its foulness sticks to any substance it comes in contact with. The bowl requires multiple flushes to remove it, and when wiping you have to wad up the tissue paper and physically ‘rake’ / scrape it out from your crack.

That crap was so nasty, I really had to get up in there and dig it out...it was a mud-raker.

by Dane February 28, 2005

Los Angeles

A west Coast City in the state of California that sit almost directly on the San Andreas Fault. One day we will all be rescued from the bad films, annoying celebrities, violent gansters, and smog that this city houses, when a large earthquake will eventually bring the collection of suburbs to its knees. The hollywood hills will turn into a lanslide of the rich and famous.

You silly buggers should have found somewhere smarter to live.

by dane April 07, 2005