Definitions by Dan Thompson

infantocracy

A system of government whereby the people are ruled by infants.

It's like taking candy from a system of government that is a functioning infantocracy.

infantocracy by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

necrophagia

The cannibalistic practice of eating dead human tissue.

That sick fuck is into necrophagia!

necrophagia by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

Necrocracy 

A system of government whereby the people are governed by the dead.

The people's republic of chad is a necrocracy.

Necrocracy by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

Crittle

Crystal Methamphetamine

I gib you toofiddy for a hork a dat criddle

Crittle by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

Necrotomiton 

A zombie. A reanimated corpse who hungers for the flesh of the living.

Look out behind you! It's a Nerotomi-AARGH!

Necrotomiton by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

AIM Widow(er) 

When one's significan other spends so much time on AOL Instant Messenger they might as well not exist at all. Usually followed by cheating, breakup, divorce

It's fairly obvious...

AIM Widow(er) by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

Strycht

The atrophic state of one's muscles while on various drugs containing strychnine.

Dude, I'm feeling mighty strycht!

Strycht by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003