Dan Thompson's definitions

Necrocracy

A system of government whereby the people are governed by the dead.

The people's republic of chad is a necrocracy.

by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

infantocracy

A system of government whereby the people are ruled by infants.

It's like taking candy from a system of government that is a functioning infantocracy.

by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

Strycht

The atrophic state of one's muscles while on various drugs containing strychnine.

Dude, I'm feeling mighty strycht!

by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

AIM Widow(er)

When one's significan other spends so much time on AOL Instant Messenger they might as well not exist at all. Usually followed by cheating, breakup, divorce

It's fairly obvious...

by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

Necrotomiton

A zombie. A reanimated corpse who hungers for the flesh of the living.

Look out behind you! It's a Nerotomi-AARGH!

by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

Crittle

Crystal Methamphetamine

I gib you toofiddy for a hork a dat criddle

by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

necrophagia

The cannibalistic practice of eating dead human tissue.

That sick fuck is into necrophagia!

by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003