Dan Sharfin's definitions

JBA

Jew By Association; Jewish By Association

"Dude, that guy's not even a suspect in the defemation of that Moses statue, he's a JBA."

by Dan Sharfin November 22, 2005

Office Pretty

Someone who is good looking, but only compared to other people in your office.

I thought that our secretary Jannet was hot, but after seeing her at that bar last night, it's obvious that she's just office pretty.

by Dan Sharfin November 23, 2005

CyQuil

The cycle that involves taking Nyquil at night to go to sleep with a cold and then taking DayQuil when you wake up in the morning to continue the cold-fighting and then NyQuil again at night.

I think the CyQuil is working. I may be getting the better of this shitty cold.

by Dan Sharfin January 4, 2006

ribbies

Ribbed tanktops. Plural of ribby.

Yo, do you have any extra ribbies I can borrow? I don't want to sweat through my shirt.

by Dan Sharfin May 9, 2006

Multimedia Tasking

Using several forms of media at one time; like when you pause your DVR'd TV show to play your Xbox, and then you pause your XBox to watch a video on your computer on You Tube while you text message someone.

We were watching the baseball game and playing video games between innings, when we paused the ballgame to watch a video of an Anaconda eating a baby hippo on YouTube. We were totally multimedia tasking.

by Dan Sharfin June 22, 2008

ribby

The new name for a ribbed tank-top that won't indicate the wearer as someone who is involved in or supports domestic abuse.

There's nothing hotter than a girl in just a ribby.

by Dan Sharfin May 10, 2006

Hot Sauce

Someone who adds unwanted spice to a situation.

We were just chillin in the club and then Neil came and hit that guy in the face for no reason. That kid's hot sauce."

"Oh great, here comes hot sauce."

by Dan Sharfin December 28, 2005