Definitions by Dan Jewell

lupid 

As Humpty Hump said in "The Humpty Dance", "I use a word that don't mean nothin', like lupid" The verb "lupid" actually means to smoke marijuana and drink excessive alcohol.

After a night of over indulgence of drink and herb Jim said,
"Yo Dan, last night I was so lupid I rode moped"
Dan replied, "You mean you rode a stupid scooter"
Jim said, "Na man, I humped a fat chick"

lupid by Dan Jewell March 17, 2005

moped 

To hump a fat chick, out of desperation, fun or just straight being lupid.
Usually preceded by "riding a..."

My stupid friend Jim, always talks about two things, riding mopeds and playing with his elbia, which usually will impress a fat chick into the sex.

moped by Dan Jewell March 17, 2005

Colonel Doctor

The act of in which you are a Colonel of something, that may or may not be involved with the BullMoose Club, and you receive your PhD after the fact.Can also be spelled: Col. Doctor, Col. Dr., Colonel Dr., Kernel Dr., Kernel Doctor, Cornhole Dr.

There is only one Colonel Doctor, his name is Col. Doctor.

Colonel Doctor by Dan Jewell March 15, 2005

Rectal Thermometer 

The act of sticking a digit into your female partners anus, while engaging in intercourse, in order to gauge that womans boundries or limitations concerning further action, up the old dirt road.

Clint: "Yo Dan, why you got a black eye man?"
Dan: "Yo, Michel socked me in the eye-face after I gave her a Rectal Thremometer. I guess I won't find out how pink her sock is."
Clint: "Awe fo' real doh?"
Dan: "Naw, billdo."

Rectal Thermometer by Dan Jewell February 24, 2005

busticle

Not quite a testicle, yet not quite busting a nut

What the hell is a busticle?

busticle by Dan Jewell October 24, 2003

Vagina Good 

One who excells in a particular sport, instrument, or hobby; Better than excellent

Yo, the new drummer for No Lily is vagina good.

Vagina Good by Dan Jewell October 24, 2003

pork squid 

the act of sticking ones finger up an unsuspecting butthole

While re-tying her shoes, Kaela was pleasently surprised by a pork squid served sunny side up.

pork squid by Dan Jewell October 13, 2003