Dan Jewell's definitions

lupid

As Humpty Hump said in "The Humpty Dance", "I use a word that don't mean nothin', like lupid" The verb "lupid" actually means to smoke marijuana and drink excessive alcohol.

After a night of over indulgence of drink and herb Jim said,
"Yo Dan, last night I was so lupid I rode moped"
Dan replied, "You mean you rode a stupid scooter"
Jim said, "Na man, I humped a fat chick"

by Dan Jewell March 17, 2005

busticle

Not quite a testicle, yet not quite busting a nut

What the hell is a busticle?

by Dan Jewell October 24, 2003

Vagina Good

One who excells in a particular sport, instrument, or hobby; Better than excellent

Yo, the new drummer for No Lily is vagina good.

by Dan Jewell October 24, 2003

clam the johnny

When a female partner has clammy or "sweat soaked hands" and gives you a hand job.

After Michel reached into Dan's pants, Dan looked Michel dead in the eye and said, "Yo, wash your hands first, I didn't think you were going to clam the johnny."

by Dan Jewell March 30, 2005

Rectal Thermometer

The act of sticking a digit into your female partners anus, while engaging in intercourse, in order to gauge that womans boundries or limitations concerning further action, up the old dirt road.

Clint: "Yo Dan, why you got a black eye man?"
Dan: "Yo, Michel socked me in the eye-face after I gave her a Rectal Thremometer. I guess I won't find out how pink her sock is."
Clint: "Awe fo' real doh?"
Dan: "Naw, billdo."

by Dan Jewell February 24, 2005

Colonel Doctor

The act of in which you are a Colonel of something, that may or may not be involved with the BullMoose Club, and you receive your PhD after the fact.Can also be spelled: Col. Doctor, Col. Dr., Colonel Dr., Kernel Dr., Kernel Doctor, Cornhole Dr.

There is only one Colonel Doctor, his name is Col. Doctor.

by Dan Jewell March 15, 2005

yeast pouch

UUUUUhhhhhhhhh, a vagina.

I've heared that yeast pouches taste like batteries.

by Dan Jewell March 24, 2005