Dan 's definitions

30 second rudies

To have sex within 30 seconds regardless of state of dress or where you are

"hey , im horny, lets have 30 seconds rudies!" thus having sex with in the 30 second rudies time frame.

by dan March 16, 2008

shnooks

It is an asshole or a complete jerkoff!

Which one of you shnooks took my shit?

by Dan May 13, 2005

Italian Shotgun

from the southern region of Rhode Island- when a person presses on one nostril and blows snot out of the the other creating a shotgun effect.

This asshole got a little too close to me so I blasted him with the ol' Italian Shotgun

by Dan January 9, 2005

Mintman

A small sweaty nerd who lives in england, who spends most of his free time at the computer and has never been laid

Stop being a Mintman and get a life

by Dan September 27, 2003

Grundlectomy

The removal of the grundle, due to disease or pubic lice.

Poor Sheldon, no one knew if he was a man or woman after his grundlectomy

by Dan February 20, 2004

thug life

Descriptive Noun

Tired, over-used description of idle rich suburban white kids wearing over-sized jeans, ganky sport shirts, gold chains and condom-style ski-caps while driving around in Daddy's Beemer because they think it makes them cool different and above all black.

Thug Lie is more accurate.

See also wigger,falsetto cool,hat-'tard, eminem, and niggese

Robert used to be a unique individual 'til he started watching MTV Raps and decided that with his pale skin, freckles, blue eyes and red hair, he was perfect for the Thug Life.

by Dan January 15, 2004

Weto

A Spanish term for a man with naturally Blond hair.

Wetos are most common among Northern Europeans, more so than indigenous inhabitants of Spain.

by Dan August 12, 2003