Dan 's definitions

Jobular

Lacking in a athletic ability.
May alos be refered to in lacking acedemic ability

"That was quite a jobular shot, you missed the net my 20 feet"

by dan December 2, 2003

Nickelback

See worst band ever Worst Band Ever

Nickelback blows.

by Dan February 22, 2004

zippo

best lighters ever made

my zippo is settin right here

by Dan May 13, 2005

Drain You

A great song by a band called Nirvana who produced many good songs. Song is about being drained into love.

It is now my duty to completely drain you.

by Dan May 20, 2004

Bellarmine

Short way of saying Bellarmine College Preparatory. An extremely upper-class private all-boys high school. They hold "mixers" in which they steal all the girls from my school and invite them to a dance. Many people call Bellarmine "gay", as it is an all-boys school, but what they fail to realize is that the kids from bellarmine will probably be our bosses one day. Whatever, I still hate them.

All the girls are goin' to the Bellarmine mixer tonight...no fun tonight.

by Dan February 27, 2004

ballooning

One of the most fun things to do in the entire world. An act that consists of a large shopping bag full of water balloons, skilled throwers, and a patient driver. The people drive around looking for innocent pedestrians, and they launch water balloons at them. This is very fun (especially if you know your victim), but extremely hard to get good at.
Variations of this activity include a game, where you score points!

1 point for a snipe. (a hit anywhere that gets them)
2 points for a direct hit. (an awesome shot that nails them.
5 points for a head shot. (rare but rewarding)

Dude #1: "Yo guys, let's go ballooning, I think my brother and his friends are walking home from school."

Dude #2: "Hell yeah, I'll snipe them, so bad they will look like they jsut got out of a wimming pool."

by Dan May 23, 2005

Sleep

code word for sexual relations between two people

I was not feeling well because of sleep withdrawl

by Dan March 8, 2002