mongus

one who mongs

Yo mungus, get the hell off that girl.

by Dan November 18, 2003

pound-me-in-the-ass prison

A place that is best to avoid. But if you are sent to one, the secret is: kick someone's ass your first day, or become someone's bitch.

"We're not going to minimum-security white-collar resort. No, we're going to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!"

by Dan April 05, 2005

smoke up

To smoke up is to let another person smoke marijuana with you without payment.

Guy 1: You got bills?
Guy 2: Nah man, I'm dead broke.
Guy 1: It's aight, I'll smoke you up on this blunt.

by Dan May 13, 2005

sprat

to bone.

i spratted your mum last night.

by dan November 12, 2003

30-Day Trial

Philosophy pioneered by Danny that deals with crushes. If you have a crush, you have 30 days to do something about it. Whether it be a date, sex, or going out, something must be done in 30 days. If by the end of the 30 days no progress is made with you and your crush, you have to move on to the next one. There are also 10 and 15-Day trials, but for those to work, the crush must know you like them.

I hope my 30-day trial with that hot senior in yearbook works.

by Dan February 27, 2004

mlegh

Meh and Blegh combined


i just made it up cuz im cool

Mlegh! Mlegh! Mlegh! Mlegh! Mlehh!

by Dan June 21, 2004

Spock

Vb. 1)to spock. This involves for fingers and a lady of your choice. While making the Vulcan sign with your fingers(ie a V shape, 2 on the left and 2 on the right), slowly insert two fingers inside the anal passage and 2 inside the vagina. Then slowly penetrate firmly but briskly in a repeated action while whispering "Who's ur captain Kirk"

"This bitch was pure filth, she not only wanted me to spunk in her mouth, She wanted a SPOCK!!!"

by Dan November 25, 2003