gouche

the hairy space in between yer sack and yer poo hole
i need to clean my gouche
by dan August 08, 2003
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J-loed

Verb. To dump. To end a relationship for the most selfish, assinine and infantile reasons.
Since Eric couldn't afford to buy Sarah the new red leather pumps she wanted, the bitch J-loed him.
by Dan January 10, 2004
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pornovision

someone who cannot at all stop themselves from watching porno its like there life all on 1 tape or dvd
"look at that geek i bet hes got pornovision"
"ya u can tell by the smile on his face"
by dan February 04, 2005
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maynard james keenan

Lead singer of bands: Tool and A Perfect Circle. very talented, perhaps one of the best rock vocalists ever, and writes some really deep lyrics as well. While many complain that he doesnt appreciate his fans, he claims that he doesnt want to hear millions of people constantly praising his work because he thinks it will eventually make him and the band lazy and discontinue to produce the top quality music they do and slump down to being a mediocre band. but he is appreciative if you pay attention, if you ever goto concerts thats usually where he takes a little time to thank the fans. i went to one in New York and he stated, "sometimes we forget why we do this. theres so much bullshit in this business. so thank you for reminding us tonight why we do this"
by Dan January 14, 2005
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craptasmic

1:So, I did it with your mom last night and then flushed your homework

2:Well that sure is craptasmic
by Dan June 24, 2005
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integra

In the United States, the Acura Integra was a sporty small car produced from 1986-2001. In 2002, the Integra was replaced by the RSX. In Japan, where the Acura nameplate does not exist, the car always has been known as the Honda Integra.

A popular car among the import modification scene. For a relatively small investment, one can buy an Integra and build it up to be a very fast drag car or autocrossing/road racing car.

Consumer Reports has consistently rated the RSX & Integra as "Best Buys" for their solid reliability and excellent resale value.

The Integra is mechnically similar to the Honda Civic, which is another reason why it is popular in the import scene -- many parts are swappable.

In recent years, the Integra (particularly the faster GS-R and Type R models) have become targets for theft. This has driven insurance rates on those cars sky-high. Many "chop shops" steal these cars, strip them of all parts, and then re-sell these parts to friends, on eBay, etc. Of the most value are the engines, which routinely sell for $2500 or more.
"Damn man, Tegs are sweet cars."
by Dan June 09, 2005
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13 Delta

Army MOS composed of secretaries and wet backs.
13 Delta's are pussies.
by Dan January 16, 2003
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