Dan's definitions
I stayed up for two days straight listening to Phish and Bob Marley after my girlfriend left me. When I was asked a simple question I found I was to fudibulated to answer coherently
by Dan December 1, 2004

A disease that some people think is self-inflicted, this isn't entirely true, as no one becomes anorexic because THEY want to be thin. People become anorexic because they think everyone else wants them to be thin.
by Dan December 23, 2004

A store where men or women can buy very fashionable clothing. Express is owned by Structure.
Originally was a women's clothing store, but Structure clothing stores later changed their name to Express Men and revamped their product lines.
Styles at Express are usually regarded as "dressy" while still looking somewhat casual. Popular items for men are pinstripe pants and the "MX" collared shirts.
A common stereotype is that Express Men appeals only to metrosexuals.
Originally was a women's clothing store, but Structure clothing stores later changed their name to Express Men and revamped their product lines.
Styles at Express are usually regarded as "dressy" while still looking somewhat casual. Popular items for men are pinstripe pants and the "MX" collared shirts.
A common stereotype is that Express Men appeals only to metrosexuals.
by Dan June 9, 2005

by Dan October 18, 2003

A haircut based around a centre parting style. The hair is parted in such a precise manner that it looks as if the wearer's skull has been split by an axe. In a magestic coincidence, it also has the advantage of singling them out as a probable cunt
by dan July 16, 2003
