Dale's definitions

exploding microphone

when a girl gives a guy head and she takes the dick out of her mouth to talk and he busts right in her face.

I gave that girl one hell of an exploding microphone.

by dale April 28, 2004

Hurt

a person, object, place, etc. that is most likely ugly or extremely unattractive or in the case of an object or place is dilapidated (ie. lacking funds to improve)

Your school is hurt!
That guy is hurt.

by Dale April 20, 2004

deez nuts

have you seen barry
barry who?
barry deez nuts in your ass........

deez nuts to trick a female

by dale January 6, 2004

Jamz

The Don A.K.A Bowss

Look Theres Jamz Being the Don

by Dale February 5, 2004

Gongaloid

An ugly alien-like human. Typically short and fat.

That bitch is such a fuckin gongaloid.

by Dale February 4, 2003

defuncked

All fuck up.

Debbie Kirklad is completely defuncked.

by Dale February 4, 2003

galavantin'

Looking for trouble. Out doing something your parents, spouse, teacher, and/or preacher wouldn't approve of. Breaking laws and moral codes definately fall under the category of "galavantin'"

Don't worry Mom, we won't be gone too long. We're just going galavantin'.

Aw honey, what you upset for? Me and the boys was just galavantin'.

by Dale February 24, 2003