Daisy's definitions

zink

Common name for mildly retarded androgynous gimps that escape the humiliation of constant Trivial Pursuit defeats by frequenting gay bath houses in search of “stankhole.” Generally recognizable by their large misshapen foreheads, receding hairlines, and can of Busch Light held tightly in one hand. Can be dangerous if cornered, and normally never stray too far away from a steady source of DVD porn. Diet’s consist primarily of cheddar cheese, summer sausage, and midget cock.

Look at that idiot gag on that beer, the stupid Zink.

by Daisy March 13, 2003

rocks my world

When someone/something makes life so much better...

Nath rocks my world! He is completely amazing

by Daisy August 25, 2003

squim

A mixture of sperm and quim (vaginal juice)

The dry crusty squim was all over my sheets the morning after I fucked Aiden.

by daisy May 25, 2004

Soojeen

Soojeen is the korean term for clueless, out of it or dimwitted.

"Tom, you are so soojeen"

by Daisy September 16, 2004

rocks my socks

The most retarded phrase in the world. Whoever uses it seriously and in everyday life should do everyone around them a favor and just shut the fuck up. And please, dont use it for really great bands like, "the used rocks my socks". Because if you do, and i hear it, i will, seriously, kick you in the teeth.

"omg, the used like, totally rocks my socks" *gets kicked in the mouth* "ow!" see...i told you not to say it!

by Daisy April 1, 2005

dimestore hooker

a man/woman who sleeps around with dirty men for a dime or a very cheap price. And can most commonly be found near a convenent store of some sort.

1. I went down to 7 eleven and picked me a dimestore hooker.

2. Your a dimestore hooker and always will be!

by Daisy March 26, 2004