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Definitions by Daisy

Definition:Crappo
the word townie usually describes a person who has utter shit for brains, no individuality, intelligence or money, who thinks that he/she is 'hard' because he/she has probably started smoking and drinking at age 5.
individuals such as these can most often seen to be wearing(girls)crappy cheap tracksuit bottoms(brown, baby blue, pink)and matching coloured top/jacket , often with the words 'babe' 'superstar' 'sexy' or the name of a town that the individual has probably never heard of in their lives, whilst boys often wear either jeans and sport tops or similar looking tracksuit bottoms with horrible puffy jackets and will normally be seen smoking or drinking or generally 'looking hard'.
Girls will also have on ridiculous amounts of badly put on make up, usually blue eyeshadow and pink sparkly lip gloss.Hoop earrings are common as well.
These people listen to music such as blazin squad and usher, totall bollocks if ever there was, and go 'clubbing' in big groups, or herds once a week, wherupon they most likely set out to go clubbing, get thrown out after abput 5 minutes and wander around town after dark, smoking, after which they will tell all their mates 'yeah, we had wicked shit at deniros, we was all blinged up' which translates as 'we had great fun at deniros, everyone looked great'.
people like this often have a great hatred for anyone who is not as crap as them, for example goths, grebs, skaters, punks etc. and are often violent towards these parties, managing to fit the word fuck into practically every sentence.
'christ your a mingin' fuckin' greb man,yoo startin' on me, yeah, yoo startin'?'
townie by daisy July 12, 2004

olsen twins 

look at those olsen twins va va voom
olsen twins by Daisy June 19, 2004
A mixture of sperm and quim (vaginal juice)
The dry crusty squim was all over my sheets the morning after I fucked Aiden.
squim by daisy May 25, 2004
something that gives dentist money $$
after a long surgery
dentist- good boy!here have a lollipop!
candy by Daisy March 27, 2004

she's a beast 

An extremly large women; usually unattractive
Person A: That girl was so ugly.
Person B: She's a beast!
she's a beast by Daisy March 26, 2004

dimestore hooker 

a man/woman who sleeps around with dirty men for a dime or a very cheap price. And can most commonly be found near a convenent store of some sort.
1. I went down to 7 eleven and picked me a dimestore hooker.

2. Your a dimestore hooker and always will be!
dimestore hooker by Daisy March 26, 2004
If you're too cool to say "retard"... use this.
The kids'll love you.
"You're such a 'tard
'Tard by daisy March 8, 2004