Daddy 's definitions

aneehoo

Although a colloquial form of "anyhow" the actual definition is "anyway," used to end or switch subjects in a conversation. Usually used by white women above teenage.

"So, like, blahblabhblah and I'm the most fu*king boring annoying bitch on earth."
"Anyhoo, bye."

by daddy September 28, 2003

Ewen

Deposed chief ladyboy of mulletts.

Often known as 'gimp spit' or more simply 'gimp'.

Has a fondness for monkeys and small hairy boys

'Put yer monkey away, i can smell Ewen coming...'

by Daddy April 22, 2004

shaved shniz

a shaved pussy

dude, shaved shniz is awwwwwwesome

by daddy March 13, 2004

sports

something that some mother fucker invented and it is a complete waste of time. In the USA over 91 percent of the population enjoys sports and thats basically all they talk about, who ever invented sports should be raped hard.

him:lets go watch some new york giants play fucking ass sports!

me: fuck you bitch sports are for pussy's

by daddy January 6, 2005

cock gobbler

one who voraciously sucks weiners

phil is a total cock gobbler

by daddy March 9, 2004

dry shit

Mythical shit that leaves no residue and requires no wiping of the anus. People who claim to have dry shitted, are usually embarrassed because they did not wipe their ass, and claim that the ass didn't need wiping. All asses need wiping

"Oh my god will just took a dry shit."

by Daddy November 27, 2003

consummate

to bring together by fucking

they newly weds consummated the marriage their first night together (yeah, right!)

by Daddy April 22, 2003