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Skin Skyscraper

A well-endowed erection so majestic that the tip is hidden in the clouds
Boi: hey girl you know what you're about to have in common with Jack
Thot: no and who's Jack?
Boi: you're gonna be climbing something reaching so far in the air that you can't see where it ends from down here but it's no beanstalk 😈 it's a Skin Skyscraper
by Daddy's Patties November 9, 2019
mugGet the Skin Skyscrapermug.

Tarantula Fangs

When the pussy so fat the lips look like the part of a tarantula's mouth that holds the fangs in
Boi #1: so how are things going with that slim vsco snacc you were trying to get @ the other day
Boi #2: bro I blocked her directly after getting her nudes
Boi #1: but why tho? You ain't even smash yet my guy
Boi #2: nah nor do I want to...if she ain't got some whole tarantula fangs then I don't want it 😤
by Daddy's Patties November 9, 2019
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Baby Beard

When you shoot your babies all on her chin and it looks like a beard made out of your nut
Director: yea that's it now finish the scene off with giving her a baby beard
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin
by Daddy's Patties November 24, 2019
mugGet the Baby Beardmug.

GooneyTunes

Me: it’s about that time I go in my room lock the door and watch me some GooneyTunes
Bro: don’t you mean LooneyTunes? And why would u need that much privacy it’s just Bugs Bunny
Me: nah bro GooneyTunes = porn I’m gonna watch something I can goon to
by Daddy's Patties April 19, 2025
mugGet the GooneyTunesmug.

Switch Down

To slay someone (most commonly an opp) with a firearm swiftly with maximum prejudice and minimum hesitation
My boys and I were plotting to run a 3 man on this trio of baddies when all of a sudden when one of the homies went to go initiate one of their boyfriends appeared out of nowhere to switch him down.

That healthcare insurance ceo would fuck around by walking about without security detail and would find out when the guy named off of a Nintendo character takes that as an invitation to switch down the guy.
by Daddy's Patties December 11, 2024
mugGet the Switch Downmug.

Fetus Cemetery

The pussy of a woman who's had more abortions than the amount of times Kim Jong Un has threatened to nuke the U.S.
Guy #1: Bro that thot I met on Tinder has a fetus cemetery between her legs.
Guy #2: Bruh deadass!? That's nasty af
Guy #1: Yea I was in the middle of beating them cheeks when my meat got possessed by a fetus phantom
by Daddy's Patties June 16, 2018
mugGet the Fetus Cemeterymug.

Fireballs

When your fucking balls are inflamed, whether it be due to recently acquired HIV from constant unprotected pummeling of your fellow male neighbor's asshole every weekend or simply torching those shits after a nice and proper kerosine lathering or even both.
Guy #1: Boi why the fuck you got ya hands down ya pants right now!?!? We're at fucking Disneyland and I'm about to call security!
Guy #2: Sorry my balls are just itching since last night.
Guy #1: ...Come again!?!?
Guy #2: I said I got a bad case of FIREBALLS!!!
Guy #1: Oh...what were you indulging in maximum faggetry last night?? Or did you just set them on fire manually?
Guy #2: Would you think me a disgusting human being if I said both? *teasing tone*
Guy #1: SECURITY!!! *blows rape whistle*
by Daddy's Patties February 4, 2019
mugGet the Fireballsmug.

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