The pussy of a woman who's had more abortions than the amount of times Kim Jong Un has threatened to nuke the U.S.
Guy #1: Bro that thot I met on Tinder has a fetus cemetery between her legs.
Guy #2: Bruh deadass!? That's nasty af
Guy #1: Yea I was in the middle of beating them cheeks when my meat got possessed by a fetus phantom
Guy #2: Bruh deadass!? That's nasty af
Guy #1: Yea I was in the middle of beating them cheeks when my meat got possessed by a fetus phantom
by Daddy's Patties June 16, 2018
Get the Fetus Cemetery mug.Sheeesh this nigga got dandruff flakes falling all out his head like issa whole snowglobe bro get you some conditioner you ole biscuit head mf
by Daddy's Patties June 23, 2021
Get the Biscuit Head mug.When a gentleman of African ethnic background falls victim to the allure of desires offered to him by women of the lighter complexion.
When your darkskin friend attends Stagecoach and afterwards no longer goes to events like Rolling Loud and starts doing shit like eating pumpkin pie as opposed to sweet potato pie and prefers to play lacrosse instead of basketball he may have developed a severe case of Snowbunny Syndrome.
by Daddy's Patties December 11, 2024
Get the Snowbunny Syndrome mug.YUI short for yapping under the influence is when you’ve had a little too much to drink and now you find yourself spilling all the chisme and your real feelings that you wouldn’t while sober
“I was a little too buzzed last night and blacked out did I say or do anything embarrassing?”
“Yeah you caught a YUI case my boy we got your confession on camera to like 39 homicides 10 car robberies and 4 missing sets of local WiFi lead wires
“Yeah you caught a YUI case my boy we got your confession on camera to like 39 homicides 10 car robberies and 4 missing sets of local WiFi lead wires
by Daddy's Patties December 13, 2024
Get the YUI mug.To slay someone (most commonly an opp) with a firearm swiftly with maximum prejudice and minimum hesitation
My bros and I were plotting to run a 3 man on this trio of baddies but things went south when one of their boyfriends appeared out of nowhere to switch down the homie that went up to initiate.
by Daddy's Patties December 11, 2024
Get the Switch down mug.To slay someone (most commonly an opp) with a firearm swiftly with maximum prejudice and minimum hesitation
My boys and I were plotting to run a 3 man on this trio of baddies when all of a sudden when one of the homies went to go initiate one of their boyfriends appeared out of nowhere to switch him down.
That healthcare insurance ceo would fuck around by walking about without security detail and would find out when the guy named off of a Nintendo character takes that as an invitation to switch down the guy.
That healthcare insurance ceo would fuck around by walking about without security detail and would find out when the guy named off of a Nintendo character takes that as an invitation to switch down the guy.
by Daddy's Patties December 11, 2024
Get the Switch Down mug.A term referring to a female sexual partner so obese in body mass that her primary function being served to the male partner is to use the fat rolls in her abdomen as literal shelves for food storage
Me getting back home from a long exhausting day at work: mmmm I can't wait to finish last night's leftovers
Me finding out my house as been robbed upon arrival: yo someone's been all in my shit! They cleared out the fridge and all the fucking cupboards!
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
Also me nonchalantly: well I guess it's time to hit up the pantry pussy and have her come thru so I don't go hungry tonight 🤷 ♂️
Me finding out my house as been robbed upon arrival: yo someone's been all in my shit! They cleared out the fridge and all the fucking cupboards!
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
Also me nonchalantly: well I guess it's time to hit up the pantry pussy and have her come thru so I don't go hungry tonight 🤷 ♂️
by Daddy's Patties November 09, 2019
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