Daddy's Patties's definitions

Tarantula Fangs

When the pussy so fat the lips look like the part of a tarantula's mouth that holds the fangs in

Boi #1: so how are things going with that slim vsco snacc you were trying to get @ the other day
Boi #2: bro I blocked her directly after getting her nudes
Boi #1: but why tho? You ain't even smash yet my guy
Boi #2: nah nor do I want to...if she ain't got some whole tarantula fangs then I don't want it 😤

by Daddy's Patties November 9, 2019

Skin Skyscraper

A well-endowed erection so majestic that the tip is hidden in the clouds

Boi: hey girl you know what you're about to have in common with Jack
Thot: no and who's Jack?
Boi: you're gonna be climbing something reaching so far in the air that you can't see where it ends from down here but it's no beanstalk 😈 it's a Skin Skyscraper

by Daddy's Patties November 9, 2019

Pantry Pussy

A term referring to a female sexual partner so obese in body mass that her primary function being served to the male partner is to use the fat rolls in her abdomen as literal shelves for food storage

Me getting back home from a long exhausting day at work: mmmm I can't wait to finish last night's leftovers
Me finding out my house as been robbed upon arrival: yo someone's been all in my shit! They cleared out the fridge and all the fucking cupboards!
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
Also me nonchalantly: well I guess it's time to hit up the pantry pussy and have her come thru so I don't go hungry tonight 🤷 ♂️

by Daddy's Patties November 9, 2019

Baby Beard

When you shoot your babies all on her chin and it looks like a beard made out of your nut

Director: yea that's it now finish the scene off with giving her a baby beard
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin

by Daddy's Patties November 24, 2019

Blue Face

To rap, sing, dance, speak, or perform literally any other action completely the fuck outta the proper rhythm.

Person with genuine musical taste: I would much rather prefer listening to a version of Thotiana where his pace matches the beat of the song or a version of West Coast with simply just G-Eazy and YG since they actually have talent, experience and most of all...brain cells. Can't say the same for anybody that decides to Blue Face thru the whole track smh.

Typical 2019 mumble-rap dick-riding retard: Ehhh I'll have to disagree with you there buddy. Blue Face is like the next level of music and the modern Beethoven next to artists such as Lil Pump and Sheck Wes.

by Daddy's Patties April 9, 2019

Biscuit Head

A dry ass dome. May I dare even say a dome more dry than Popeyes biscuits

Sheeesh this nigga got dandruff flakes falling all out his head like issa whole snowglobe bro get you some conditioner you ole biscuit head mf

by Daddy's Patties June 23, 2021

Fetus Cemetery

The pussy of a woman who's had more abortions than the amount of times Kim Jong Un has threatened to nuke the U.S.

Guy #1: Bro that thot I met on Tinder has a fetus cemetery between her legs.
Guy #2: Bruh deadass!? That's nasty af
Guy #1: Yea I was in the middle of beating them cheeks when my meat got possessed by a fetus phantom

by Daddy's Patties June 16, 2018