When your fucking balls are inflamed, whether it be due to recently acquired HIV from constant unprotected pummeling of your fellow male neighbor's asshole every weekend or simply torching those shits after a nice and proper kerosine lathering or even both.
Guy #1: Boi why the fuck you got ya hands down ya pants right now!?!? We're at fucking Disneyland and I'm about to call security!
Guy #2: Sorry my balls are just itching since last night.
Guy #1: ...Come again!?!?
Guy #2: I said I got a bad case of FIREBALLS!!!
Guy #1: Oh...what were you indulging in maximum faggetry last night?? Or did you just set them on fire manually?
Guy #2: Would you think me a disgusting human being if I said both? *teasing tone*
Guy #1: SECURITY!!! *blows rape whistle*
Guy #2: Sorry my balls are just itching since last night.
Guy #1: ...Come again!?!?
Guy #2: I said I got a bad case of FIREBALLS!!!
Guy #1: Oh...what were you indulging in maximum faggetry last night?? Or did you just set them on fire manually?
Guy #2: Would you think me a disgusting human being if I said both? *teasing tone*
Guy #1: SECURITY!!! *blows rape whistle*
by Daddy's Patties February 05, 2019
When a hospital patient’s heart rate is going crazy high and when you check on them they’re just laying there beating their shit
Nurse 1: damn bro that patient’s heart rate just jumped into the 160s should I get the crash cart ready?
Nurse 2: nah it’s that time of night let me assess what’s going on first he might just be up tachybating
Nurse 2: nah it’s that time of night let me assess what’s going on first he might just be up tachybating
by Daddy's Patties March 14, 2025
Sheeesh this nigga got dandruff flakes falling all out his head like issa whole snowglobe bro get you some conditioner you ole biscuit head mf
by Daddy's Patties June 24, 2021
A term referring to a female sexual partner so obese in body mass that her primary function being served to the male partner is to use the fat rolls in her abdomen as literal shelves for food storage
Me getting back home from a long exhausting day at work: mmmm I can't wait to finish last night's leftovers
Me finding out my house as been robbed upon arrival: yo someone's been all in my shit! They cleared out the fridge and all the fucking cupboards!
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
Also me nonchalantly: well I guess it's time to hit up the pantry pussy and have her come thru so I don't go hungry tonight 🤷 ♂️
Me finding out my house as been robbed upon arrival: yo someone's been all in my shit! They cleared out the fridge and all the fucking cupboards!
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
Also me nonchalantly: well I guess it's time to hit up the pantry pussy and have her come thru so I don't go hungry tonight 🤷 ♂️
by Daddy's Patties November 10, 2019
An ICU nurse and a medsurg/tele RN are in the break room discussing how they have to make up for their ER’s incompetence.
ICU nurse: God I feel like we have to pick up their slack all the time
Medsurg/Tele nurse: what do they even do over there??
ICU nurse: what you mean besides each other?
Medsurg/Tele nurse: haha true I know one of them and her poor husband doesn’t know she gets loving from her coworkers, doctors, EMTs, paramedics, firemen, police, coroners, patients I mean he’s married to an Arby’s sandwich at this point
ICU nurse: oh yeah she’s for the ER for sure
ICU nurse: God I feel like we have to pick up their slack all the time
Medsurg/Tele nurse: what do they even do over there??
ICU nurse: what you mean besides each other?
Medsurg/Tele nurse: haha true I know one of them and her poor husband doesn’t know she gets loving from her coworkers, doctors, EMTs, paramedics, firemen, police, coroners, patients I mean he’s married to an Arby’s sandwich at this point
ICU nurse: oh yeah she’s for the ER for sure
by Daddy's Patties February 26, 2025
Me: it’s about that time I go in my room lock the door and watch me some GooneyTunes
Bro: don’t you mean LooneyTunes? And why would u need that much privacy it’s just Bugs Bunny
Me: nah bro GooneyTunes = porn I’m gonna watch something I can goon to
Bro: don’t you mean LooneyTunes? And why would u need that much privacy it’s just Bugs Bunny
Me: nah bro GooneyTunes = porn I’m gonna watch something I can goon to
by Daddy's Patties April 20, 2025
When a gentleman of African ethnic background falls victim to the allure of desires offered to him by women of the lighter complexion.
When your darkskin friend attends Stagecoach and afterwards no longer goes to events like Rolling Loud and starts doing shit like eating pumpkin pie as opposed to sweet potato pie and prefers to play lacrosse instead of basketball he may have developed a severe case of Snowbunny Syndrome.
by Daddy's Patties December 11, 2024