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Boi: hey girl you know what you're about to have in common with Jack
Thot: no and who's Jack?
Boi: you're gonna be climbing something reaching so far in the air that you can't see where it ends from down here but it's no beanstalk 😈 it's a Skin Skyscraper
Thot: no and who's Jack?
Boi: you're gonna be climbing something reaching so far in the air that you can't see where it ends from down here but it's no beanstalk 😈 it's a Skin Skyscraper
by Daddy's Patties November 9, 2019
Get the Skin Skyscrapermug. Boi #1: so how are things going with that slim vsco snacc you were trying to get @ the other day
Boi #2: bro I blocked her directly after getting her nudes
Boi #1: but why tho? You ain't even smash yet my guy
Boi #2: nah nor do I want to...if she ain't got some whole tarantula fangs then I don't want it 😤
Boi #2: bro I blocked her directly after getting her nudes
Boi #1: but why tho? You ain't even smash yet my guy
Boi #2: nah nor do I want to...if she ain't got some whole tarantula fangs then I don't want it 😤
by Daddy's Patties November 9, 2019
Get the Tarantula Fangsmug. Me: it’s about that time I go in my room lock the door and watch me some GooneyTunes
Bro: don’t you mean LooneyTunes? And why would u need that much privacy it’s just Bugs Bunny
Me: nah bro GooneyTunes = porn I’m gonna watch something I can goon to
Bro: don’t you mean LooneyTunes? And why would u need that much privacy it’s just Bugs Bunny
Me: nah bro GooneyTunes = porn I’m gonna watch something I can goon to
by Daddy's Patties April 19, 2025
Get the GooneyTunesmug. Director: yea that's it now finish the scene off with giving her a baby beard
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin
by Daddy's Patties November 24, 2019
Get the Baby Beardmug. When your fucking balls are inflamed, whether it be due to recently acquired HIV from constant unprotected pummeling of your fellow male neighbor's asshole every weekend or simply torching those shits after a nice and proper kerosine lathering or even both.
Guy #1: Boi why the fuck you got ya hands down ya pants right now!?!? We're at fucking Disneyland and I'm about to call security!
Guy #2: Sorry my balls are just itching since last night.
Guy #1: ...Come again!?!?
Guy #2: I said I got a bad case of FIREBALLS!!!
Guy #1: Oh...what were you indulging in maximum faggetry last night?? Or did you just set them on fire manually?
Guy #2: Would you think me a disgusting human being if I said both? *teasing tone*
Guy #1: SECURITY!!! *blows rape whistle*
Guy #2: Sorry my balls are just itching since last night.
Guy #1: ...Come again!?!?
Guy #2: I said I got a bad case of FIREBALLS!!!
Guy #1: Oh...what were you indulging in maximum faggetry last night?? Or did you just set them on fire manually?
Guy #2: Would you think me a disgusting human being if I said both? *teasing tone*
Guy #1: SECURITY!!! *blows rape whistle*
by Daddy's Patties February 4, 2019
Get the Fireballsmug. Sheeesh this nigga got dandruff flakes falling all out his head like issa whole snowglobe bro get you some conditioner you ole biscuit head mf
by Daddy's Patties June 23, 2021
Get the Biscuit Headmug. When a gentleman of African ethnic background falls victim to the allure of desires offered to him by women of the lighter complexion.
When your darkskin friend attends Stagecoach and afterwards no longer goes to events like Rolling Loud and starts doing shit like eating pumpkin pie as opposed to sweet potato pie and prefers to play lacrosse instead of basketball he may have developed a severe case of Snowbunny Syndrome.
by Daddy's Patties December 11, 2024
Get the Snowbunny Syndromemug.