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(In honor of rightfully now former Mavs GM Nico Harrison) to be given away in any capacity by someone who didn’t see your value and hires literal dog shyt to replace you meanwhile the next person to take a chance on you sees success
Exhibit 1: A guy who takes his job seriously gets fired so a position is opened up for the boss’s dumbass girlfriend to work in and the guys next employer is getting better Yelp reviews than his last job by time he’s off orientation already. He got nico’d.
Exhibit 2: A guy’s mid looking chronically cheating gf finally gets caught and she leaves him for the streets then proceeds to catch syphilis and the soul mate he finds after is a total baddie. He got nico’d.
Exhibit 2: A guy’s mid looking chronically cheating gf finally gets caught and she leaves him for the streets then proceeds to catch syphilis and the soul mate he finds after is a total baddie. He got nico’d.
by Daddy's Patties December 1, 2025
Get the Nico’d mug.It’s like strabismus the condition with the wandering eye but you do it while getting the dih. That stupid shit the porn actresses all do with their eye reactions that makes them look retarded when they’re getting their guts absolutely puréed in order to get their videos viral these days.
“Bro who’s your fave 🌽 star?”
“Ehhh call me a little old school but I like Carter Cruise”
“Hold up ain’t she the one that started the stradihsmus trend that they all do now to make it look like they’re getting cracked real good?”
“Yurrr that’s the one 🙂 ↕️”
“Ehhh call me a little old school but I like Carter Cruise”
“Hold up ain’t she the one that started the stradihsmus trend that they all do now to make it look like they’re getting cracked real good?”
“Yurrr that’s the one 🙂 ↕️”
by Daddy's Patties September 27, 2025
Get the Stradihsmus mug.It’s the UNO card game we all know and love except the stakes involve a bukkake for the person with the most cards left in their deck
“Dude why are some of these UNO cards stuck together”
“Ew yeah UNO? This is more like GOON-O”
“Yeaaahhh that’s basically what happened last time we played…”
“Ew yeah UNO? This is more like GOON-O”
“Yeaaahhh that’s basically what happened last time we played…”
by Daddy's Patties September 24, 2025
Get the Goon-O mug.I asked fine shyt if she was into painting before I busted all over her and thought I was Picasso the way I genuinely made a goonsterpiece of her face
by Daddy's Patties August 29, 2025
Get the Goonsterpiece mug.My main sneaky link in the roster is my choptopus…yeah she may be chopped shyt but at the same time she my favorite eater I mean the absolute throat goat so she makes up for it fr
by Daddy's Patties May 17, 2025
Get the Choptopus mug.Me: it’s about that time I go in my room lock the door and watch me some GooneyTunes
Bro: don’t you mean LooneyTunes? And why would u need that much privacy it’s just Bugs Bunny
Me: nah bro GooneyTunes = porn I’m gonna watch something I can goon to
Bro: don’t you mean LooneyTunes? And why would u need that much privacy it’s just Bugs Bunny
Me: nah bro GooneyTunes = porn I’m gonna watch something I can goon to
by Daddy's Patties April 19, 2025
Get the GooneyTunes mug.When a hospital patient’s heart rate is going crazy high and when you check on them they’re just laying there beating their shit
Nurse 1: damn bro that patient’s heart rate just jumped into the 160s should I get the crash cart ready?
Nurse 2: nah it’s that time of night let me assess what’s going on first he might just be up tachybating
Nurse 2: nah it’s that time of night let me assess what’s going on first he might just be up tachybating
by Daddy's Patties March 14, 2025
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