Daddy's Patties's definitions

For The ER

It’s like for the streets but the hospital version.

An ICU nurse and a medsurg/tele RN are in the break room discussing how they have to make up for their ER’s incompetence.
ICU nurse: God I feel like we have to pick up their slack all the time
Medsurg/Tele nurse: what do they even do over there??
ICU nurse: what you mean besides each other?
Medsurg/Tele nurse: haha true I know one of them and her poor husband doesn’t know she gets loving from her coworkers, doctors, EMTs, paramedics, firemen, police, coroners, patients I mean he’s married to an Arby’s sandwich at this point
ICU nurse: oh yeah she’s for the ER for sure

by Daddy's Patties February 26, 2025

Yappoholic

A person who’s addicted to talking and just can’t stfu if they tried

Anyone got any sewing needles and threading? It’s the only way I’m gonna be able to stitch this Yappoholic’s mouth shut

by Daddy's Patties December 13, 2024

YUI

YUI short for yapping under the influence is when you’ve had a little too much to drink and now you find yourself spilling all the chisme and your real feelings that you wouldn’t while sober

“I was a little too buzzed last night and blacked out did I say or do anything embarrassing?”
“Yeah you caught a YUI case my boy we got your confession on camera to like 39 homicides 10 car robberies and 4 missing sets of local WiFi lead wires

by Daddy's Patties December 13, 2024

Fireballs

When your fucking balls are inflamed, whether it be due to recently acquired HIV from constant unprotected pummeling of your fellow male neighbor's asshole every weekend or simply torching those shits after a nice and proper kerosine lathering or even both.

Guy #1: Boi why the fuck you got ya hands down ya pants right now!?!? We're at fucking Disneyland and I'm about to call security!
Guy #2: Sorry my balls are just itching since last night.
Guy #1: ...Come again!?!?
Guy #2: I said I got a bad case of FIREBALLS!!!
Guy #1: Oh...what were you indulging in maximum faggetry last night?? Or did you just set them on fire manually?
Guy #2: Would you think me a disgusting human being if I said both? *teasing tone*
Guy #1: SECURITY!!! *blows rape whistle*

by Daddy's Patties February 4, 2019

Baby Beard

When you shoot your babies all on her chin and it looks like a beard made out of your nut

Director: yea that's it now finish the scene off with giving her a baby beard
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin

by Daddy's Patties November 24, 2019

Tarantula Fangs

When the pussy so fat the lips look like the part of a tarantula's mouth that holds the fangs in

Boi #1: so how are things going with that slim vsco snacc you were trying to get @ the other day
Boi #2: bro I blocked her directly after getting her nudes
Boi #1: but why tho? You ain't even smash yet my guy
Boi #2: nah nor do I want to...if she ain't got some whole tarantula fangs then I don't want it 😤

by Daddy's Patties November 9, 2019

GooneyTunes

Porn

Me: it’s about that time I go in my room lock the door and watch me some GooneyTunes
Bro: don’t you mean LooneyTunes? And why would u need that much privacy it’s just Bugs Bunny
Me: nah bro GooneyTunes = porn I’m gonna watch something I can goon to

by Daddy's Patties April 19, 2025