10 definitions by Dabheel Parver

vashtuk

A strange eastern european man who slides into your house at 3 in the morning and makes a home of your work surfaces.

" When's that vashtuk being evicted!?"

by Dabheel Parver October 4, 2004

ass man

Proffesional wrestler and fauxmosexual Billy gunn

"I'm an ass man, i'm an ass man!"

by Dabheel Parver October 5, 2004

damp lettuce

A female equivalent of "having a waz."

"I'm just off to damp me lettuce"

by Dabheel Parver October 5, 2004

fraj wombler

Someone who indulges in acts of gross indecency in and around areas of outstanding natural beauty.

"I did some major fraj wombling at Niagara Falls last Tuesday."

by Dabheel Parver October 5, 2004

wankola

A tiny ejaculation after masturbation.

"He let out the most pathetic wankola i've ever seen."

by Dabheel Parver October 5, 2004

Wazooger

To wander around a busy shopping centre on a Saturday afternoon hurling obscenities at bemused shop assistants and any passing elderly folk.

"I wazoogered you good and proper, chump!"

by Dabheel Parver October 4, 2004

Arse fearer

A man who fears the thought of anal sex with another man of his gender, possibly due to their own surpressed homosexual urges.

"Come and get some, or are you too scared you big arse fearer, you!?"

by Dabheel Parver October 5, 2004