Definitions by Dabheel Parver

damp lettuce

A female equivalent of "having a waz."

"I'm just off to damp me lettuce"

damp lettuce by dabheel parver October 5, 2004

chewing toffee

To walk in an exaggerated mince as though your buttocks were chewing toffee.

" Look at that raving queen chewing toffee!"

chewing toffee by dabheel parver October 5, 2004

fraj wombler

Someone who indulges in acts of gross indecency in and around areas of outstanding natural beauty.

"I did some major fraj wombling at Niagara Falls last Tuesday."

fraj wombler by dabheel parver October 5, 2004

wankola 

A tiny ejaculation after masturbation.

"He let out the most pathetic wankola i've ever seen."

wankola by dabheel parver October 5, 2004

wankorama

A massive ejaculation after masturbation.

"What a wankormama, fine sir!!!!!"

wankorama by dabheel parver October 5, 2004

ass man

Proffesional wrestler and fauxmosexual Billy gunn

"I'm an ass man, i'm an ass man!"

ass man by dabheel parver October 5, 2004

Arse fearer 

A man who fears the thought of anal sex with another man of his gender, possibly due to their own surpressed homosexual urges.

"Come and get some, or are you too scared you big arse fearer, you!?"

Arse fearer by dabheel parver October 5, 2004