Da Zeg's definitions

LGKSA

Lets Go Kick Some Ass,

Normally used in online gaming to rally team-mates at the start of a round or assault.

Da_Zeg: Right guys, straight down the middle AGB

Necromancer: Sure thing LGKSA

by Da Zeg April 6, 2005

three fag omlette

The thick phlegm coughed up by a non smoker who cadged a few cigarettes from a smoking friend the night before while under the influence of alcohol

I must have been so wasted last night, had a three fag omlette for breakfast this morning

by Da Zeg January 8, 2005

cunto

Substitute for "Bang" "Whallop" and similar words when referring to an impact.

she snuck up behind him and Cunto! she skelped him with a b-bat

by Da Zeg January 10, 2005

parents

The people who constantly bombard you with stupid questions such as "What time do you call this?"; "Where have you been?; "Who was there?"; "How much have you been drinking?".

They can only see a small toned-down part of your life as they proceed to stop you doing anything which gives you even the slightest pleasure.

Those who enforce "House Rules" which apply only to me as they do whatever the fuck they want.

My parents ruined my life.
When 3 am becomes late you must be a parent.

by Da Zeg February 28, 2005

buccy

Ned slang for the jakey stigmatised beverage Buckfast. A "tonic wine" only ever drank by Neds who think it makes them solid or more mature alcoholics who cannot afford real booze

Haw you ya bass gie me buccy or ah'l knock fuck oot ae yae

by Da Zeg January 8, 2005

376

A homemade beverage with a possibly life threatning dosage of caffine.

Named so because on first testing the plucky subject's heart rate was clocked at 376 BPM

Consists of a Can of Coca Cola or pepsi
(not diet, we need the sugar rush as well)Poured onto 10 spoonfulls of instant coffee in a pint sized glass (due to excessive foam)
Stirred and drunk in a oner.

Has been known to cure hangovers.

Absolutly no use as a study aid as you will have a concentration span of .2s

376 will wake you up...but when you come down...

by Da Zeg January 10, 2005

grizzly

As in "grizzly bear" rhyming slang for nightmare. Usually used when someone's attempts at something are not met with success.

You're having a grizzly son you've died ten times and not made a single kill yet

by Da Zeg January 8, 2005