DRAGON FORCE's definitions

Fapp

To masturbate furiously. So hard, in fact, that it makes a wet "fap" noise repeatedly. the double "p" in this word is because it is the abbreviated version of "Fapping".

John: eww! what are you doing!!?
Jake: (fapfapfapfapfap) hey man! everybody fapps!
John: let go of my cat!

by DRAGON FORCE January 17, 2006

Hymen

the thing that gets between a man and what he wants.

"come here, bitch!"
"but it's my first time!"
"...hymen"

by DRAGON FORCE January 18, 2006

toasty

The ear-piercing warble of Dan Forden from Mortal Kombat, haunting your nightmares, as once again, your friend beats you senseless and shouts along with aforesaid Forden, so you get a deathly harmony of "Toasty!" whilst you silently cry onto your SNES controller. nobody knows why he says "toasty", but it has haunted a generation.

*Whoopish*
Dan Forden:"Toasty!"
You:"no, why? oh the horror! wah! wah!"

by DRAGON FORCE January 18, 2006

Stallone

1) Popular movie star, who became famous with rambo.
2) (to pull a) To sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and cocklash them vigorously, causing surprise.

"Burt was so drunk, it was easy to pull a Stallone on him"

by DRAGON FORCE January 18, 2006

Timber

1)Cut wood for building/burning.
2)a combination of street running and cruelty. Young chavs are awarded points for the amount of walking sticks they kick whilst running down the street.points are awarded on style and grace with which the elderly/disabled person falls. For maximum points(a slow arc, followed by a somersault), "Timber!" is called, hence the name.

"Come here billy, help me chop up some timber for the fire"

"Mate got any skag?"
"Nah I aint. Let's go down to Cash Converters and sell some shit. We can play Timber on the way."

by DRAGON FORCE January 18, 2006

Dirtyslutbitchwhorescumbagasswipetwat

The word said by vulgar men when they stub their toe.

"Hey danny, where's the Dirtyslutbitchwhorescumbagasswipetwat!"

by DRAGON FORCE January 18, 2006

OATM

abbreviation of off at the mains, used when either
a) your computer crashes, or
b) your girlfriend/boss/children walk in on you and ask "what are you downloading?" but you can't get it to stop because you STILL haven't upgraded from windows 95 and your P.C is sickeningly slow, leaving you no choice.

Child/Boss/Girlfriend: "what are you doing?"
You: (clickclickclickclick) AARGH!!! FUCKING WINDOWS '95!
(OATM)

by DRAGON FORCE January 19, 2006