DR.S Moostie's definitions

Cottonhead

A married woman that thinks everything is hers reguardless of wether or not it really does belong to her.

I can't believe they gave her everything, half of it was mine, but I should have known better to marry a cottonhead bugawolf like that in the first place..

by DR.S Moostie February 8, 2019

Seedtick

Pesty bood sucking critter that can drain the life from you

Katie is such of a seedtick she latched on and almost killed me

by DR.S Moostie February 8, 2019

Horserider

A lazy person on a jobsite that is always sitting down or leaning on the sawhorses not doing their job being lazy

Valley you will never get anything done sitting around being a horserider

by DR.S Moostie February 8, 2019

Goobergoblin

A woman who's only objective in life is to Gobble as many goobers as she possibly can....

I never see Katie eat anything so how can she be so fat, it must be all the goobers she gobbles right before bed, she must be a goobergoblin

by DR.S Moostie June 22, 2019

TractorJackin

The act of purchasing stolen farm equipment from someone that stold it from somebody paid their hard earned money only to be the victim of a TractorJackin

Donna Lee Lee is who you want to talk to about stolen shit, she knows all the homies who be TractorJackin

by DR.S Moostie June 22, 2019

Doodoo brown

A person that says they are your friend but then acuses you of some stupid shit and pisses you off to the point of fighting

Michel is such a bitch... always siding with his little buddy and accusing me of some stupid shit ...what a Doodoo brown

by DR.S Moostie June 17, 2019

Bulldogmathis

A woman that is the ugliest thing you have ever seen on the inside and out that thinks her shit don't stink.

Katherine and Donna are not coming to the party and that's a good thing because I did not want to pay someone to trick their dumbass into believing that a "BULLDOGMATHIS"looking bitch belongs here!

by DR.S Moostie June 17, 2019