DR. J's definitions

dickcrap

a word used to describe the liquid which comes out of the vaginal passage after the sperm has been consumed by your female/male/transexual/dog frriend.(it may not even be your friend but the female/male/transexual/dog needs the money.

"Excuse me madam, where is the dickcrap?"

"Sorry younglady, this is tesco. You'll only find it in the fruit isle of walmart"

by Dr. J May 1, 2004

schmaggles

it's what the people of fraggle rock might say when they are pissed, duped, or frustrated. basically all the words i make up are replacements for swear words when ur frustrated.

"ahhh, schmaggles!"
"what?"
"i burnt the f-ing pizza."

by Dr. J April 24, 2005

adorkable

a boy who's dorky, but just so darn cute, but if you call him hot than, well, ur a freak. just kidding.

Seth Cohen is so adorkable, I just wanna squeeze him like a teddy bear.

by Dr. J April 24, 2005

pin-point burp

After burping select an ususpecting person and blow the rank, and foul gas toward there face lightly enough for the person to inhale.

"After eating my chili hotdog, I blew a pin-point burp in Ross's direction which he generously inhaled."

by DR. J February 3, 2005

pooshkies

exclamation of anger/excitement

"Pooshkies! this is gonna be fun!"

by Dr. J April 24, 2005

corn ho

anal sex, as in a penitentiary

The scrawny inmate was vigoursly corn-hoed by the big black man

by Dr. J March 19, 2004

s.o.b.

well, it all started at snake road. we were playing a game and this cute boy tried to steal my flag, and i said, "son of a bitch!" cuz i'm just vulgar like that, and the name has stuck ever since as a code name.

"ahhh... i saw s.o.b. in his baseball uniform, so hot..."

by Dr. J April 24, 2005