13 definitions by dr. j

schmaggles

it's what the people of fraggle rock might say when they are pissed, duped, or frustrated. basically all the words i make up are replacements for swear words when ur frustrated.

"ahhh, schmaggles!"
"what?"
"i burnt the f-ing pizza."

by dr. j April 25, 2005

crapamongers

An exclamation of disapproval and frustration. A substitution for the word/excalamation "Crap!" which contains the word in itself. It can substitute "crap!", "Shit!", fuck!" and "dammit!", etc., when you just are so frustrated that you want to say a longer word.

"CRAPAMONGERS! I'm late for bio class!"

by dr. j April 24, 2005

Weaksauce

infertile male; sperm that is no good.

He has weaksauce and can't get his girl pregnant.

by dr. j August 18, 2004

juicy

Condition that occurs in the female gender when they are sexually aroused that causes wetness and/or moistness in the vaginal area.

Bitch, get juicy!
If she gets mad, reply, No, juicy drinks you pervert.

by dr. j March 20, 2004

festinga

n. An attractive, fun female; a party girl.

RL had a dope party Friday, there were festingas everywhere!

by dr. j March 29, 2004

ganawdab

contraction created by combining "good and not bad." the opposite of badong

this food is ganawdab

by dr. j March 29, 2005

dickcrap

a word used to describe the liquid which comes out of the vaginal passage after the sperm has been consumed by your female/male/transexual/dog frriend.(it may not even be your friend but the female/male/transexual/dog needs the money.

"Excuse me madam, where is the dickcrap?"

"Sorry younglady, this is tesco. You'll only find it in the fruit isle of walmart"

by dr. j May 1, 2004