16 definitions by DR. POPPENSTEIN

This is a description of a situation.
"thats a shanter"- shanter being a term of emapthy concerning
someones extreme misfortune.
"im sorry to hear about that, its a real shanter"

"thats a pure shanter"
by DR. POPPENSTEIN April 11, 2006
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A Utensil made of brass around 1ft. long with mouthpeace and tapered nossle used for the anal administration of cocain.
Favoured by the brittish royal family in the 18th and 19th century who had servants to blow the cocain through the device.

by DR. POPPENSTEIN June 10, 2006
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A person who cannot or will not stop eating, often associated with obesity.
"Look at your plate! are you an ushi"
by DR. POPPENSTEIN June 22, 2007
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A word used exclusevly in the Edinburgh area (Scotland) meaning eyes.
"She hates it when I jizz in her yacks"

"it hit me right in the yack"
by DR. POPPENSTEIN September 4, 2007
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A person who has no regard for anyone or anything, possibly violent and or of low intelligence.
Often people of this ilk seem to use their own regional description, (radgeworks), to address anyone who is in fact not violent or anti-social.
Also, less maliciously, to address members of their peer group.
Used primarily in Edinburgh- East Scotland. Also see (Root).
"oi radgeworks, shut yer fuckin moi"
Do you like (Bellends), i'll (cockslap) you the now radgeworks".
by DR. POPPENSTEIN April 11, 2006
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This is a method of wholesale shop lifting. It involves entering an open plan supermarket with a trolley, as if normal shopper, filling the trolley with four cases of beer, numerous bottles of fine wine and what ever grocery items one desires, then proceeding to walk clean out of the shop past the fruit and veg, bypassing all checkouts and neglecting to pay.
The group needs beer, i shall go and asda/tesco price it!

Today I asda/walmart priced my weekly shopping and also more booze than we could possibly drink!.....That was the biggest asda price I have ever done!
by DR. POPPENSTEIN May 25, 2006
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A description of a diabolical person, "lower than dog shite", However somtimes aimed at the middle classes- a discription of apearance or attitude whitch differs from that of the (gadges) or (gadgies).
Used almost exlusevly in the Niddrie area of Edinburgh- East Scotland.
ROOT!- very audable exclamation aimed at random padestrians.
"You wan'tin a sair (dish) ya fuckin root"
"Shut up you root"
by DR. POPPENSTEIN April 11, 2006
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