DOUG's definitions

Incest

A scented stick which emits a pleasant aroma when burned.

The house smelled lovely after I lit some vanilla incest.

by Doug March 1, 2003

Funpossible

Describes an act one wishes to do in the future which might be possible, though not definite, but would most assuredly be fun.

Mike: that might be possible
Doug: it might be fun
Mike: well it would definitely be fun

by Doug February 28, 2004

bandwidth

The amount of data that can pass through an interface over time

The maximum bandwidth he could get while downloading an MP3 was 100 kilobytes per second

by Doug October 3, 2003

parofuah

This word is a derivitive of multiple ancient business jargon. It is a descriptive word used when an individual or group of people have more than one boss that are a pair of fucking assholes

I cant believe this I have to work the weekend while our parofuah are out golfing

by Doug August 25, 2004

kniftahilt

A kitten takin to the hilt of anger.

A kitten in a beer glass.

by Doug February 28, 2005

kirk

To go crazy, to flip out, to wig out.

Timmy kirked out when he saw the guitar solo.

by Doug February 13, 2003

Naphar

to exclude, to be a hater, member of the d-cups (see McNamary)

Hey, let's go out to lunch and naphar the heb

by Doug March 23, 2004