Definitions by DOG MUSTARD

motard 

one who likes motown way, way, way too much

"oh man, did you hear about skipper? she locked herself in her room with all her diana ross lp's and she won't come out! she's gonna be such a motard... her francopomposity both astonishes and disgusts me"

motard by DOG MUSTARD April 13, 2004

ninefinity

onefinity smaller than tenfinity

i am the candle falling
your hand gripping the tablecloth
watch out MOM its coming for you!!!!

...ninefinity satiricon

ninefinity by DOG MUSTARD April 13, 2004

zygomorphic 

of the zygotes, dealing with zygotes

damn, dat chick was so zygomorphic! i gotta get her dijits 'n wit her copacobana style, dawgg!

zygomorphic by DOG MUSTARD August 26, 2003

francopomposity 

being of or possessing the air of an asshole from france (specifically paris)

god, that motard's francopomposity really put a damper on my otherwise zygomorphic evening!! what a gaymo!!

francopomposity by DOG MUSTARD August 26, 2003

dog mustard 

the state pertaining to silly putty after it has become a uniform shade of grey

man, this silly putty used to be glow-in-the-dark-green, but now it's total dog mustard. im gonna go drown my sorrows in strawberry soda and cheap cocaine.

dog mustard by DOG MUSTARD August 26, 2003