Umphy

Remarkable, Astounding, and down right Fucking Amazing

Umphy fucking rules.....

by DL September 03, 2004

angry mongoose

The "Angry Mongoose" is when you are engaged in Anal intercourse and you roughly slide your middle+index finger of both hands in the Ass region as well.....

"Awe man, i was ramming that chick so hard, and then i gave her the Angry Mongoose

by DL December 08, 2018

tig ol bitties

Big ol Titties(Usually an E cup or larger)

Deja from Uvproductions.com has some jiggly tig ol bitties.

by DL November 23, 2002

poogarage

Function: noun
Etymology: broun spot between the ass cheeks

Hey my horny man bitch, i love it when you go knucle deep on my poogarage.

by DL September 22, 2003

heuristic

As an adjective, heuristic (pronounced from the Greek "heuriskein" meaning "to discover") pertains to the process of gaining knowledge or some desired result by intelligent guesswork rather than by following some preestablished formula. (Heuristic can be contrasted with algorithmic.)

a heuristic is a specific rule-of-thumb or argument derived from experience

by DL September 13, 2004

Umphy

noun; One which achieves a machine-like level of perfection which cannot be surpassed; badass

Did you guys see umphy go 34-12 on that kids host the other day ? It was amazing...

by DL September 03, 2004

finger condom

Traditionally called a finger cot. These offer protection for fingers in various activities.

Jane stole some finger condoms from her chemistry lab to use at her own leisure.

by dL September 20, 2004