DJ gs68's definitions

captain obvious

Anyone who states the obvious.

Someone: Soda's bad for you.
Me: Thanks, Captain Obvious!

by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

teenager

One between the ages of 13 and 19.9. Most of them wish to drop out of school, have underage sex, become lazyasses, and remain stupid for the rest of their lives. I'm not saying all of them are like this, though. I'm 14 and am absolutely not like this.

About 90% of all teenagers are dumbasses.

by dj gs68 July 23, 2003

4-Key Beatmania

A term used for DDR simulators played on the keyboard, since many songs for DDR simulators have become as hard as Beatmania songs.

by dj gs68 May 10, 2003

j00 is n00b

A phrase that sounds like "jewish newb" when spoken fast enough.

Dude, j00 is n00b.

by dj gs68 September 25, 2003

dumbass

Whatone will be if (s)he doesn't want to go to school and thinks the info they learn there is useless.

by dj gs68 September 1, 2003

least

Engrish for "great."

The Least 100sec

by dj gs68 May 23, 2003

playstation2

One reason no one ever goes to arcades anymore.

Thanks to the PlayStation2, I'm out of people to challenge to a game of Daytona USA, Initial D, or Hydro Thunder. All people do now is play stupid shit like GTA 3 in which they wank off to poorly rendered strippers.

by dj gs68 October 29, 2003