DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)'s definitions

milf

everyone elses mum but yours

person1: your mums a milf
person2: no she isn't, but your mum's a milf
person1: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!
person2: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!!
person1: lol
person2: lolol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 17, 2009

four fingered kit kat

another way of saying that four people fingered someone called katrina

did u hear that four fingered kit kat

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 4, 2009

cheese grater

also known as a cock grinder, it's when a womans pussy is seemingly sharp, which leaves ur cock red raw

pain and pleasure or nothing

choices, choices!

person1: i heard this girl im about 2 fuck has a sharp pussy, or cheese grater wot do i do
person2: take it like a man and fuck the bitch!!
person1: cheers bud!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) October 7, 2009

curtis

someone who shows no signs of getting up off of his sofa, has all his meals delivered to him. he spends most of his days jacking off to cartoon porn - has been known to get up off his sofa but only for the tv remote if he's dropped it or if theres a really shit programme on that he dosent like

person1: my dads such a fucking curtis, every time i see him hes on the sofa
person2: ye my dads like that to
person1: what a pair of douches

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009

bageilo

an urban dictionary editor who is absolutly senseless, tells people not to publish friends names 4 the sake of it and when he sees one he will warn everyone in the chatroom, he then has the cheek to tell everyone not to warn other people for no reason prone to repoting urban dictionary about it a bit to often

bageilo: do not publish friends names
jacqueasse:wot u gona do

jacqueasse has one warning

bageilo: do not warn other people for no reason
andrew.oxspring:wtf
jacqueasse:WTF

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 16, 2009

walking retards

when there is two people on a pavement walking towards each other

as you and the other person are getting nearer, you start moving to the side, unfortunatly the other person is going to the same side as u, both of u then end up moving about to the other side at exactly the same time which means the obvious will happen, u end up walking into each other in an awkward hug like shape

person1: ha them 2 have just walked into each other
person2: walking retards!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 11, 2009

gordon brown

looks like a sad face drawn on a scrotum (also see my def of government

gordon brown is ugly and can't run our country right :p

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009