Definitions by DJ Gorilla

Jones Soda 

Jones Soda.

A trendy soda company that uses amateur photography on their bottles. They use unconventional flavors and colors for their soda.

Jones Soda is probably run by a bunch of dirty hippies.

"Give me a bottle of Jones Soda"

Jones Soda by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006

Bob Dole 

A former republican presidential nominee and senator who spoiled his reputation by doing Viagra ads.

Can be used as a verb: "I Bob Doled your mom."
Can be used as a noun: "I picked myself up a pack of Bob Doles."
Can be used as an adjective: "The Bob Dole room is the sexiest room in the house."

Bob Dole by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006

Second Life 

A digital world where people without a first life mingle and be pathetic togethor in harmony.

"Timmy and I play Second Life and then we watch reruns of our middle school graduation while masturbating."

Second Life by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006

College Humor

Collegehumor.com

A juvenile college website devoted to drinking and tits without any other substance. Exactly what college students like because most of them are retarded.

A picture of my mom's tits were posted on College Humor. Oh god!

College Humor by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006

MFTSDLSOARP 

Internet chat abbreviation:

"Motherfucking tittysucking dicklicking sonofaratspussy."

Or broken down:

Mother fucking - titty sucking - dick licking - son of a rat's - pussy.

jimbo1234 - Hey gurl, wats up??!?!?
claire400 - not 2 much... hows bout u?
jimbo1234 - I got into a big fight with a big mftsdlsoarp!
claire400 - Oh that sucks...............
jimbo1234 - ...zzzzzzzzzz
claire400 - sorry, waz afk.
claire400 - you want 2 come over and have sex?
jimbo1234 - Sure! BRT

MFTSDLSOARP by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006