by DJ Gorilla January 18, 2007
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A way to turn any guitar song into something that people will relate to. Gets the guitar player instant pussy and respect from his borderline emo friends.
A way to turn any guitar song into something that people will relate to. Gets the guitar player instant pussy and respect from his borderline emo friends.
Them: "Man, I don't think anyone likes this song I wrote."
You: "John Mayer it! You'll get laid in no time."
Them: "Thanks man, that really worked."
You: "John Mayer it! You'll get laid in no time."
Them: "Thanks man, that really worked."
by DJ Gorilla December 06, 2006
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"Motherfucking tittysucking dicklicking sonofaratspussy."
Or broken down:
Mother fucking - titty sucking - dick licking - son of a rat's - pussy.
"Motherfucking tittysucking dicklicking sonofaratspussy."
Or broken down:
Mother fucking - titty sucking - dick licking - son of a rat's - pussy.
jimbo1234 - Hey gurl, wats up??!?!?
claire400 - not 2 much... hows bout u?
jimbo1234 - I got into a big fight with a big mftsdlsoarp!
claire400 - Oh that sucks...............
jimbo1234 - ...zzzzzzzzzz
claire400 - sorry, waz afk.
claire400 - you want 2 come over and have sex?
jimbo1234 - Sure! BRT
claire400 - not 2 much... hows bout u?
jimbo1234 - I got into a big fight with a big mftsdlsoarp!
claire400 - Oh that sucks...............
jimbo1234 - ...zzzzzzzzzz
claire400 - sorry, waz afk.
claire400 - you want 2 come over and have sex?
jimbo1234 - Sure! BRT
by DJ Gorilla December 06, 2006
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One who is not openly emo to the world but secretly listens to soft music and writes poetry.
Also may have suspicious looking scars.
One who is not openly emo to the world but secretly listens to soft music and writes poetry.
Also may have suspicious looking scars.
Them: "Hey dude, the Death Cab concert is in town!"
You: "Wow dude, I never knew you were a borderline emo."
Them: "Fuck you."
You: "Wow dude, I never knew you were a borderline emo."
Them: "Fuck you."
by DJ Gorilla December 06, 2006
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A trendy soda company that uses amateur photography on their bottles. They use unconventional flavors and colors for their soda.
Jones Soda is probably run by a bunch of dirty hippies.
A trendy soda company that uses amateur photography on their bottles. They use unconventional flavors and colors for their soda.
Jones Soda is probably run by a bunch of dirty hippies.
by DJ Gorilla December 06, 2006
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