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Name for any of the Indian hot spicy sauce.
See Butter Chicken.
Women: What is curry?
Man: Shut the fuck up you Bitch.
Curry by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006

Indraprastha

1. Old name for Delhi, India.
2. An undergarments shop at Noida's Sector 18 market, U.P., India opened by undergarment's designer Rohit Vij.
Women: What is Indraprastha?
Man: Bitch it has two meanings, which one?
Indraprastha by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006
Market in Noida, U.P., India.
Women: Where is Sector 18 market?
Man: Bitch its in Noida
Sector 18 by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006
Hindi is the language spoken by 34% of the Indian population (Source: Indian Statistical Institute, New Delhi).

People of this country sometimes might fight over many stuffs but somewhere in some corner of their heart they still love their motherland.
A: Hindostan ki sab languages sexy hain chale koi bhi ho hindi, tamil, tamil, telugu, hindostani, urdu, sanskrit, bengali, gujarati, marathi, punjabi, kashmiri, pahadi, nepali, farsi, arabic, english etc..
B: Sahi baat hai bhaai!
C: Hindostan hai meri jaan!
D: Changa fir bhaiya matt ladaai karo friends!
Hindi by DJ Gaurav December 28, 2005

New Delhi 

1. Official political capital of The Republic of India.
2. World's first city in which the number of mobile phones has surpassed the number of fixed / landlines.
3. New name for the northern Indian city once called Indraprastha.
4. The capital city of the northern Indian state, Delhi.
5. One of the most metropolitan & cosmopolitan cities in the world with as many as 21 languages being spoken. Though Hindi / Hindostani (NOT Hindustani) enjoying the first language status, English being the general formal & business language.
6. People of the city are called New Delhiite or simply Delhiite.
7. The city has the world's largest public bus transportation system, 100% of which runs on CNG & is called DTC.
8. Locally called Dilli / Nai Dilli / Navi Dilli / Dehli.
Some Guy: Where are you from?
Other Guy: New Delhi.
Some Guy: Okay.
Other Guy: See you.
New Delhi by DJ Gaurav November 23, 2005
Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.
In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!
Stumped by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005