DJ Conan's definitions

pipe them briefs

To have sex with someone. (Usually not used in the presence of the person it refers to)

So, did you pipe them briefs last night?

by DJ Conan December 4, 2003

nut butt

The space between a man's testicles resembling a butt crack.

Lick my nut butt!

by DJ Conan April 2, 2015

Drop a deuce

To void feces from the bowels: to defecate, to "take a shit."

("deuce" comes from the commonly used "number 2")

I'll be right back, I gotta drop a deuce.

by DJ Conan December 4, 2003

chillin like a villain

Equivelant to "I'm fine, thanks." Can be found in many different forms(See examples)

Someone asks you: "Sup, dude?"
You say:
"Chillin'"
"Chillin' like a villain"
"Chillin', killin'"(Scary Movie)
OR for the extremely bored:
"Chillin', killin', and blood spillin' like a motha f**kin villain"

by DJ Conan December 4, 2003

hangover

When a girl wears jeans that are way too tight for her, and the flab around her hips HANGS OVER the top of her jeans.

Dude, did you see that? That girl had a huge hangover.

by DJ Conan December 4, 2003

scratch

A musical note of definite pitch, created when moving a piece of vinyl back and forth in a rhythmic fashion under a needle on a phonographic turntable. Accidentally discovered (and later perfected) by Grand Wizzard Theodore.

"In fact I can't see, or can't imagine, a man who ain't a lover of beats, or a fan of scratchin'." - Eminem - "Infinite"

by DJ Conan April 12, 2004

yellow porn

Pornography featuring golden showers.

Don't eat yellow snow, and don't watch yellow porn!

by DJ Conan December 4, 2003