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Duffed
Duffed (v) - The act of getting used and or manipulated by an attractive, mentally unstable person of the opposite sex. Unfortunately this includes an abundance of flirting, profound mixed messages, and sexual enuendos that don't actually lead to SEX, merely the illusion that it will. The Duff usually ends by the Duff-er getting back together with their original girl/boyfriend, leaving the duff-ee with a killer case of blue balls/dry-gina.
Man, I thought this relationship was going to go somewhere, but really I was just totally getting Duffed!
Worm Sex
An unusual phenomena that occurs regularly at the bars. This phenomena is the mass joining of numerous males and females into what looks like a big ball of worms mating.
This phenomena is fueled by the Following: Alcohol, loud booty shaking, ass grinding music, visors, other frat brothers and sorority sisters, daddy's cash, the need to molest others and perfect your dry humping skills and most importantly, An assortment of mind blowing drugs(uppers, downers, roofies, X, Meth, huffing paint, Cocaine...etc.) all of which are readily available from you sexual predating Bartender.
Also refered to as a "Snake Mating Ball" or "The Sex Offender's Mosh Pit"
This phenomena is fueled by the Following: Alcohol, loud booty shaking, ass grinding music, visors, other frat brothers and sorority sisters, daddy's cash, the need to molest others and perfect your dry humping skills and most importantly, An assortment of mind blowing drugs(uppers, downers, roofies, X, Meth, huffing paint, Cocaine...etc.) all of which are readily available from you sexual predating Bartender.
Also refered to as a "Snake Mating Ball" or "The Sex Offender's Mosh Pit"
Worm Sex
An unusual phenomena that occurs regularly at the bars in Iowa city (though i'm quite sure it happens elsewhere also). This phenomena is the mass joining of numerous males and females into what looks like a big ball of worms mating.
This phenomena is fueled by the Following: Alcohol, loud booty shaking, ass grinding music, visors, other frat brothers and sorority sisters, daddy's cash, the need to molest others and perfect your dry humping skills and most importantly, An assortment of mind blowing drugs(uppers, downers, roofies, X, Meth, huffing paint, Cocaine...etc.) all of which are readily available from you sexual predating Bartender.
Also refered to as a "Snake Mating Ball" or "The Sex Offender's Mosh Pit"
This phenomena is fueled by the Following: Alcohol, loud booty shaking, ass grinding music, visors, other frat brothers and sorority sisters, daddy's cash, the need to molest others and perfect your dry humping skills and most importantly, An assortment of mind blowing drugs(uppers, downers, roofies, X, Meth, huffing paint, Cocaine...etc.) all of which are readily available from you sexual predating Bartender.
Also refered to as a "Snake Mating Ball" or "The Sex Offender's Mosh Pit"
Duffed
Duffed (v) - The act of getting used and or manipulated by an attractive, mentally unstable person of the opposite sex. Unfortunately this includes an abundance of flirting, profound mixed messages, and sexual enuendos that don't actually lead to SEX, merely the illusion that it will. The Duff usually ends by the Duff-er getting back together with their original girl/boyfriend, leaving the duff-ee with a killer case of blue balls/dry-gina.