DErek's definitions
by Derek February 4, 2004
Get the Searedmug. "This hooker was giving out Bridget Joneses for $1!!!"
"Holy shit, at that rate, how much is a Hank Jones!?"
"Holy shit, at that rate, how much is a Hank Jones!?"
by derek October 4, 2005
Get the bridget jonesmug. What someone who is completely out of our generation says when they try to be cool, yet keep their pride.
by Derek August 10, 2004
Get the Word up, kids?mug. by Derek June 22, 2006
Get the pristinemug. Some of the nicest people you will ever meet, which is unfortunate, since they fall victim to the biggest fraud ever. The Book of Mormon has been altered nearly 300 times to meet the popularity of changing times, such as no longer practicing poligamy and allowing blacks into the church after feeling the pressure of the Civil Rights Movement. Joeseph Smith was not a martyr, he shot at and killed some of the people that came after him when they were tired of his lies.
Nobody ever saw the Golden Plates, and what he copied down from them in "hieroglyphics " have been translated and found to mean absolute rubbish. Mormons say that the Bible is word from God, even though the Bible clearly says that nothing can be added to it, the Book of Mormon is an obvious attempt at this.
Nobody ever saw the Golden Plates, and what he copied down from them in "hieroglyphics " have been translated and found to mean absolute rubbish. Mormons say that the Bible is word from God, even though the Bible clearly says that nothing can be added to it, the Book of Mormon is an obvious attempt at this.
Mormons must tithe 10 percent of their income to be in good standing, and people are counting. My church simply has an anonymous drop box in the lobby
by Derek November 17, 2004
Get the Mormonsmug. 
by derek December 14, 2004
Get the iron maidenmug.