DErek's definitions

scroodle berry

a woman's clitoris her pleasure spot

i pleasured that woman's scroodle berry all night

by derek August 25, 2004

garden state

Highly overrated film directed by Zach Braff. While the direction, script, and camera work are mediocre; the overall feeling of the film is much like the Zach Braff character himself: numb. The relationships of the characters seem stale and unrealistic.

The film is often praised by teenagers as the best film ever mainly because most of them have never seen an independent film and are so accustomed to the mainstream formula that Garden State seems refreshing and original, even though there are much better human type films out there.

While Garden State is a decent film, it doesn't deserve the hype that surrounds it.

by Derek February 27, 2005

rhinestone cowboy

A gay cowboy (redundant), usually out of the closet, and flaming (i.e. stiletto boots and zebra print hat). Rhinestone Cowboys have also been known to ride the horse from the under side.

No, your cowboy shirt isn't salmon or mellon, it's pink. Get over it.

by Derek February 20, 2005

Swab the poop deck

when a pirate is giving anal sex to a captive

yarrrrr!!! I'll swab your poop deck!

by Derek January 14, 2004

Rat Turd

Kip.

See also:
shit, poo, kal kalesh,

That rat just shit a kip!

by Derek December 13, 2003

P.O.N.T.I.A.C

Poor old Nigga thought it a cadilac

i am not racist dont get the wrong idea...

by derek November 19, 2003

2 girls 1 finger

A shock video in the 2 girls 1 cup genre featuring two girls engaging in sexual acts involving vomit and feces. Most viewers find it more disgusting than 2 girls 1 cup.

Jeff: Dude, watch 2 girls 1 finger its so much better than 2 girls 1 cup!! Check it out.
Derek: (vomits profusely)

by Derek January 3, 2008