DErek's definitions

pap

a large volume of gass exiting the anus through a large set of buttocks, without allowing the buttocks to flutter.

Old lardbutt let off an enormous pap at the movies this afternoon causing someone to spill their popcorn!

by derek May 26, 2005

chutter

Onomatopoeic expression for the sound the expulsion of gas, from the anus, through a pair of sweaty buttocks would make.

"Somebody chutterd in the sauna at gym tonight!"

by derek January 17, 2005

Chode

a penis that is larger around then it is long

my dicks 8 inches thick, but only 4 inches long:(

by derek January 2, 2003

ebsco

if you need a negative adjective... this is your word

The bathroom is so fuc*in ebsco.

by Derek November 30, 2004

White Bread

Plain, tasteless, boring, lame. Just like white bread!

-She's nothing special, just a typical white bread bitch.
-All the guys in the halfpipe are pulling the same white bread tricks as last year

by Derek February 8, 2004

4chan

A miracle to hit HCG searchers I was able to download a lot of HCGs without getting spammed or outwared also there are no ads but the sad news is that they are running outta funds so support 4chan by donating

4chan the source of all good and rare hentai in there

by Derek June 2, 2004

skreet

The way that you walk when your balls are to the wall.

"I skreeted along, balls-to-the-wall."

by Derek August 30, 2004