DEEZ NUTS's definitions

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

1. One of the best, most original horror movies to date. If you liked something in a horror movie after TCM74, chances are it was stolen from the latter. Despite its horror credentials, TCM74 contains very little visible blood, relying on creepy imagery and unsettling, innovative music to set the mood. Followed by a string of lack-luster sequels.

2. One of the worst, most unnecessary remakes of a classic horror film in cinematic history. Take one part original, nine parts Dawson's Creek, and separate out the terrifying originality of the '74 version, and you have TCM03. It had the drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket in it, though. That was kinda cool.

1. Paul won the accolades of all for renting the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre after someone had expressed their fondness for the remake and ignorance of the original.

2. Habib was deported when he fell asleep watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake on TV and missed the deadline for renewing his student visa.

by Deez Nuts April 16, 2005

Ass clown

ass clown (ás kloun) n.:

one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

Phat Pat is ASS CLOWN.

by DEEZ NUTS July 4, 2003

butt plug

All I want for Christmas.

It's a crying shame no shampoo bottles are butt plug shaped.

by Deez Nuts April 16, 2005

deez nutz

What you do not have

YOU: Have you played that new game?
FRIEND: what new game?
YOU: Deez Nutz

by DEEZ NUTS November 14, 2003

bojangles

KFC knockoff that is at once, confoundingly, both better tasting and redneckier than KFC, Popeye's or Church's ever dreamed of being.

English: Bo-JANG-les
Spanish: Bo-HAN-glaze
High-Falutin': Bo-JEAN-glay (JEAN as in Jean-Luc Picard).

Let's go to Bo-JEAN-glay and get some buffalo bites so our farts will burn for two days.

by Deez Nuts March 4, 2005

nut sack

deez sweaty, drippy, smelly balls of jiz between your legs.
Your woman licked my nut sack till I spooged on her face

sack o nutz

by deez nuts December 15, 2003

ebonics

The langizzle of da shizzles from da hood.

English Phrase:Nice Sneakers!
Ebonics equivalent: Drop them Nike off yo' fizzle for i bust a cap in ya'

by Deez Nuts July 28, 2003