fuckle

fuck-uncle

a stupidly attractive uncle that gets a lot of play

I went to the brothel with fuckle but the prostitutes just couldn't keep their hands off of him

by DDistrict November 16, 2024

Tickle Tipson

The almighty tickler of tips. He comes out of the closet to tickle your tip, watch out though! you might like it!

John: "Tickle Tipson payed me a visit last night"

Jeremy: "No the fuck he did not! I saw him fingering my dad!"

by DDistrict November 26, 2023

floptok

The worst side of TikTok to ever exist. The side of TikTok full of Kpop stans and mentally retarded girls of ages ranging between 6 to 13. Upon any contact with a male, the average floptok member will not refrain from using a made-up insult known as "DaBoyz".

A notable aspect of floptok is the extreme use of capslock and emojis.

Warning: There is a high risk of obtaining brain damage upon the slightest exposure to floptok.

The floptok gave the therapist a side eye before screaming:
"Da BoYZZZZ"
The therapist scratched his head with a look of disbelief on his face. The only option left was euthanasia.

by DDistrict July 3, 2023

shmunguss

A category of movies that contain shmunguss.

P1: Yo did you watch "The Shmunguss Among Us"?
P2: Yeah I did but I think "The Shmunguss King" was better.

by DDistrict March 3, 2023

I need a therian gf

When a guy is at his lowest point and would literally date a girl who likes to pretend she's an animal

Man I need a therian gf (it's over)

by DDistrict December 8, 2024

serving cunt

when a girl serves her cunt to someone (receiving head)

P1: I caught your sister serving cunt to an old man behind a dumpster

P2: What the fuck

by DDistrict April 27, 2024

spin like shit

when someone can't decide between two things and ends up choosing neither of them.

like usual, Tyler can't decide between watching a movie or playing a game so he will spin like shit.

by DDistrict September 23, 2023