DAve's definitions

sixth sense

The sixth sense is probably a sense exclusive to one person, and one person only. All humans possess the other five senses, which are sight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch. But the sixth sense is whatever that person's special gift is, and is often a paranormal capability, such as seeing dead people.

"Seeing dead people, reading minds...what is YOUR sixth sense? What is mine? Well, I don't have one. -_- "
-me

by Dave January 8, 2005

The Bast

Reffering to the most horrifying person, possibly in the world - Guy Sebastian.
Made up by Ross Noble on Triple J.
Can be Used as a deregatory comment.

jeez, you must have had a rough night, you look like the bast

by Dave January 5, 2005

Cock barf

A word used in the same context as bullshit, its somewhat literally means an indescribable substance coming from a dick.

That guy was full of cock barf.

What a load of cock barf.

by DAVE December 2, 2003

Snake Eyes

A character from the GI Joe series. Snake Eyes is apparently heavily-scarred so much that he can't even speak. However, Snake Eyes is a commando for GI Joe; he excels in ninja skills, which include advanced CQB, advanced espionage, even swordsmanship.

"Snake Eyes is badass; he's my most favorite Joe. But then again, I like ninjas; ninjas kick so much ass. ^_^ not just literally, but metaphorically too."
-me

by Dave May 23, 2004

sand-nigger

Racial slur toward an Arab person.

"Better a nigger than a sand-nigger."
-me

by Dave November 1, 2004

windows

A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike Linux, which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.

I still use Windows 98 to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers.

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Note: This definition was previously made by AYB, and was deleted by Linux zealots because they can't handle the truth.

by Dave June 22, 2004

nesting

The act of covering a toilet seat in toilet paper to avoid contamination from urine and tiny shit particles on the seat.

Yo there were so many skid marks in that toilet I had to nest that shit!

by Dave February 3, 2004