beff

Sad lonely S&M obsessed fat freak.

You are such a BEFF

by Dave October 24, 2003

T-coat

Short for "trenchcoat", a type of jacket with a long bottom that seems to drag on the ground, but only if you're not tall enough.

"T-Coats are not allowed to be worn in schools thanks to the Trenchcoat Mafia."
-me

by Dave September 09, 2004

procrasterbation

waiting too long too masturbate. Also see "blue balls"

tom procrasterbated and recieved blueballs.

by Dave March 22, 2005

philly cats

a ghetto person from Philadelphia Pa.

You man these philly cats are fucking crazy.

by Dave January 29, 2005

Microsoftie

*One who highly endorses Microsoft.

*One who works for Microsoft.

"I'd like to be a Microsoftie and work for millions of bucks a day. ^.^ "
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

Cops

See pigs

Those goddamned cops took my stash.

by Dave September 20, 2003

288

Police code for pedophile

Terry is 25 yrs old and he's flirtin with that 16 yr old girl. Talk about a 288!

by Dave October 17, 2004