DAve's definitions

leeching

Posting an image file directly on a message board or website without linking to it, or the site that it came from. Leeching tends to be hell on the original site's bandwidth, and it is customary to swap the image for something embarrassing and/or disgusting.

Some cocksucker was leeching one of my pics, so I swapped it for Tubgirl!

by Dave October 6, 2003

Pumkin

Code word used when one speaks about a nigger.

That pumkin has been on wellfare all his life.

by Dave October 30, 2003

sand-nigger

Racial slur toward an Arab person.

"Better a nigger than a sand-nigger."
-me

by Dave November 1, 2004

uber

Some times used to refer to a person from the upper peninsula of Michigan. Likely from the Germany meaning of the word as “Above”.

Those ubers might as well be part of Canada.

by Dave February 17, 2005

windows

A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike Linux, which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.

I still use Windows 98 to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers.

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Note: This definition was previously made by AYB, and was deleted by Linux zealots because they can't handle the truth.

by Dave June 22, 2004

Cock barf

A word used in the same context as bullshit, its somewhat literally means an indescribable substance coming from a dick.

That guy was full of cock barf.

What a load of cock barf.

by DAVE December 2, 2003

zoom zoom

Trademark from Mazda's commercials, both in the music and spoken by young boy at the end.

Music/Song:
"zoom... zoom... zoom"

Boy:
"Zoom... Zoom"

by Dave March 14, 2004