DAve's definitions

Snake Soup

An awesome Metal Gear website that also contains a kick-ass forum, not to mention shitloads of information regarding all the MG games that have existed.

"Don't fuck with the owner of this site either. ^_~ "
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

facewash

in a hockey fight when one player rubs the smelly ass plah of his hockey glove up and down the other players face, like he was washing his face, its one of the most annoying and aggrivatting things, not to mention degrading, a badass move.

oh man, stock just gave that guy a nice facewash, bet hes pretty pissed

by dave February 7, 2005

Trigun

A rather powerful anime about Vash the Stampede, who although silly (rather often), has a past shrouded in much mystery (all is revealed as you watch it though).
What makes this show truly great is the philosophy behind it. There is philosophy behind (almost) all anime, but Trigun's is one-of-a-kind.

"How do you achieve love & peace? Well, you have to kill. Vash needs to realize that there are times when there are NO other options besides killing. But the way he was raised is very contrary to that fact. Who knows? Maybe there IS another option besides killing, even in the most extreme predicament? However, we have yet to find that."
-me

by Dave June 23, 2004

Miami

A Jewish Princesses favorite Wine.

"I wanna go to Miami"!

by Dave March 31, 2004

Schnout

German word for Fag, used in English slang

Yo bitch... lets go for a schnout

by Dave October 3, 2004

Arsetard

A Person Who Is Both Stoopid And Annoying

Alex Moran

by Dave August 18, 2003

SMOE

acronym for "Shadiest Man on Earth." Person who resorts to extremely unethical measures in order to gain profits or benefits.

Variants include: Shadiest Mandarin on Earth, Shadiest Mexican on Earth, SHOE: Shadiest Hindu on Earth.

coined by Gabe, ca. 2000

That SMOE just sold me a $50 football ticket for the wrong game!

by dave January 9, 2004