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penis envy

Perhaps the reason a friend of mine is being such an asshole towards me.
"Heh! That guy has penis envy I can tell!"
-me after being harassed by some jerkoff
by Dave January 15, 2004
mugGet the penis envymug.

Eig

Often said by the famous Murious Madnoss!
Eig, Tea, Aren't you smart?
by Dave February 16, 2004
mugGet the Eigmug.

Jaw Breaker

Jill enjoys a jaw breaker after a long night of chili dogging.
by Dave December 16, 2004
mugGet the Jaw Breakermug.

TAR-21

Manufactured by IMI (Israel Military Industries). 5.56x45mm NATO, 30-round clip.
Soon to become the standard-issue assault rifle for the Israeli military. For now, their standard-issue rifle is the Galil, an AK-look-alike, chambered for 5.56x45mm NATO.
"The TAR-21 has seen nothing but good results."
-me
by Dave April 16, 2004
mugGet the TAR-21mug.

canteen

A type of portable jar (complete with a cap) able to hold much water, and only water.
"The military uses water canteens which are put into pouches. Or should I say they used to. Now there is a straw beside them which allows them to move their lips sideways to slurp. Kinda nice, not to mention hi-tech, but let's hope it doesn't foster laziness."
-me
by Dave June 28, 2004
mugGet the canteenmug.

FedEx

<verb>

FedEx used as a verb means to dry fuck someone up the ass; hopefully without them noticing.

If however the person does notice, you must reply: "It is a good thing"
by Dave April 19, 2005
mugGet the FedExmug.

anZac

Australian New Zealand Army Corps. What the Poms called an 'Expeditionary Force' of young Sh*t Kickers that NZ and AUS sent to WW1. Were commanded by hapless bumbling Englishmen, resulting in massive slaughter, forming lasting bond between NZ & AUS. Luckily the English lifted their game in time for the second WW, slugging it out together for four years before the Yanks finally subbed in and hogged the glory.
by Dave November 24, 2003
mugGet the anZacmug.

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