Definitions by DAve

minister for fun 

would define a moody and miserable woman (normally refering to your wife/partner)

tony - are you going out on the piss tonight dave? dave - i better phone the minister for fun and just clear it with her first

minister for fun by dave November 25, 2004

roof tilers nailbags 

defining saggy and droopy tits on an unattractive female

look at that! she's got tits like a roof tilers nailbag!!!!

roof tilers nailbags by dave November 25, 2004

back fanny 

the back fanny is slang for a womans anus..

she is gorgeous,i'd like to make love to her back fanny all night long,
our american friends should be aware in the uk a fanny = pussy/vagina

back fanny by dave November 25, 2004

clit slick 

clit slick is the deposit of spunk in the gusset of a womans knickers, almost akin to an oil slick or other ecological disasters that are best avoided,can also be known as egg yolk!!!

she pulled her thong off and the clit slick was visible at 100 yards - the filthy bitch must've had more cock than john waynes rifle

clit slick by dave November 25, 2004

Cougsta 

A being of pure greatness. The embodiment of all that is fucking awesome in this udderly pathetic society.

"Holy shit man I should shoot myself cause I have just met the Cougsta and have been shown that I am useless to this world."

Cougsta by Dave November 25, 2004

Aubry 

The greatest female ever.

Dave and Aubry made out on a local park bench, then later went back to Dave's place, had a couple of drinks, and what else would be left? Can't tell.

Aubry by Dave November 23, 2004

panda'd 

To win a pissing match.

Pandas do handstands while pissing in order to mark their territory as high as possible so that shorter pandas can not come along and piss over their piss.

I panda'd this thread.

panda'd by Dave November 22, 2004