DAve's definitions

negro puff

a negro puff is a black womens/mans over grown pube hair.

Damn girl shave that negro puff.

by Dave May 13, 2005

skinning

See skinned

See skinned

by Dave April 28, 2003

Hotity

An exceptionally hot chick
(Hot - hott - hotity)

Yo, Pam Anderson is one HOTITY bitch.

by Dave April 8, 2003

nutzi

A more appropriate term for a nazi, because of what they did.

Donald Duck in Nutzi Land

by Dave January 8, 2005

going commando

*To masturbate.

*A type of military operation and technique involving a solo commando unit.

*To not wear underwear (the reason for this really revolves around the fact that commando missions are so intense that you supposedly shit your pants...thus if you don't wear underwear during a commando mission, you basically test yourself in the attempt to ensure that you don't crap yourself during the mission).

SOMEONE : "Looks like Dave's goin' commando today!"
ME (in camoflauge & aviator shades) : "Hey, I'm wearing underwear today."

by Dave April 1, 2004

phat

Ghetto, alternate spelling for "fat". To me it also means, "Pretty Hot Ass'n'Titties". lol ^_^

"Man I am phat!"
-me, something I say RARELY though 'cause I don't talk ghetto much

"That chick is phat. ^.^ "
-me, something I'd never say to a lady, especially if she is thin or, indeed, fat! o.o

by Dave March 26, 2004

In Soviet Russia

Jokes invented by Yakov Smirnoff, involving the comparisons of things in the United States and the Soviet Union.

"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"

"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"

"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"

"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"

by Dave July 13, 2004