edumacation

"You hates Amurica?! Get an edumacation!!"
-me
by Dave March 31, 2004
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yo so stoopid

The pronunciation of how an oriental person, be it japanese or chinese or korean, would say "you're so stupid". This line was made famous by Weird Al Yankovic's under-appreciated movie UHF (well, back in its day it was under-appreciated) by that martial arts teacher named Kuni.
"Nothiiiing!! Absolutely nothiiiing! STOOPIIIID!! YOOO SOOO STOOPIIIID!!!"
-Kuni bashing the chick who chose to take the box in Wheel of Fish, UHF
by Dave March 28, 2004
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Gaybat

Device which once beaten with causes homosexuality. See also, Ugly Tree
Yeah, he's been beaten with the gaybet.
by Dave December 19, 2003
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Erd

To Erd; noun; to pull an Erd is to say something extremely stupid yet clever and isightful whilst leaving the world of idiots behind and having them basque in glory. Example...
"I remember when I in year 7 and was young, free & black" - Erd, in Year 11...
by Dave January 11, 2005
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minister for fun

would define a moody and miserable woman (normally refering to your wife/partner)
tony - are you going out on the piss tonight dave? dave - i better phone the minister for fun and just clear it with her first
by dave November 25, 2004
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kvlt

Epitomising the musical ideals of sub-underground black metal - the kind of stuff that comes out in limited editions of 300 through vinyl-only labels based in a cave in Belarus. The exact requirements of kvltness vary depending on who you talk to, but usually involve icy, impenetrable production, black-and-white cover art, and concepts drawn from black magic, pagan myths or out-and-out nihilism.

Like anyone who takes art seriously these days, kvltists are the target of much mockery even from fellow extreme metal fans.
"This new Nattefrost album is kvlt as fuck!"

"stfu".
by Dave June 19, 2004
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daveomatic

Commercially available industrial and domestic work bot designed to provide ISDN technical support and dispensing hot lovin’.
I've got one of those new Daveomatics. Try him on spin cycle. Whiter than white!
by Dave November 20, 2003
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