Times

*New York Times. A newspaper company now recognized for being a bunch of liars.

*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.

MICHAEL MOORE : "Yeah my Farenheit 9/11 movie was made through all this research *blah blah blah* I was even reading the times and *blah blah blah*."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"

"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."

by Dave September 09, 2004

Ecliptic-

pref. 1. An indication of severe incompetence; stupidity; 2. An insinuation of membership to the EclipticEmpire.

What an EclipticIdea.

by Dave April 20, 2003

chotch

taft cardigan & Reid Bykowy both posted the correct meaning(s) of the word. It is not some *NEW* word your girlfriend and her boyfriend made up to describe hot girls or guys, but I am betting they are all chotches.

Check out all those chotches shopping at Hollister.

by dave July 02, 2003

Spectageous

Spectacularly outrageous; exceptionally positive.

Beyonce's posterior is spectageously pronounced in her videos.

by Dave December 15, 2004

BJ

1. blow job
2. when a girl makes a guy happy in his pants by sucking on his member
3. the name of some geek who gets horny from rubbing his calculator violently

1. She gave one hella good BJ last night.
2. Gimme a BJ.
3. Stop buying BJ calculators. He keeps staining his pants.

by dave February 14, 2004

cunt cluster

a group (usually two or more) of man utd fans waiting outside the ground to enter

look at that cunt cluster over there,let's go beat their spotty fuckin faces off.......

by dave November 25, 2004

Foss Pox

Sickness spread when an ill colleague comes into work oblivious to the fact that everyone else will pick up their germs.

Rob: "Where were you yesterday you skiving fuck?"
Jo: "I came down with a dose of Foss Pox"

by Dave October 16, 2003