Cincinnati

yeaaaaaah, cincinnati is fun, yeaaaaaah. i like it, it is my homeland and i enjoy living here, although it is hard getting shot at by police and having a diet consisting mainly of chili spaghetti and flying pig. yeaaaaaah

Hannah: "Do you like Cincinnati Dave?"
Dave: "It's better than New Jersey"

by Dave October 25, 2003

Iron Maiden

The greatest band ever to grace the planet

whoever dislikes Iron Maiden should be shot

by Dave February 07, 2004

SOB

Initials for Son Of a Bitch.

"Get back here you fucking sob!!"

by Dave January 30, 2004

balaclava

A type of facemask that usually covers up most of the face, save for the eyes. They come in all kinds of different brands and forms. Balaclavas are especially comfy during the winter, but don't walk into a store wearing one unless you want to be labeled as a terrorist.

"Not only do terrorists wear balaclavas, you prejudgmental fuckshit. Special-forces wear them as well! But no, no one will listen to me because they prefer to live in negativity, and fear."
-me

by Dave September 09, 2004

hind pussy

A Southern US term for a woman's anus, used for anal sex. "Hind" meaning rearmost; "pussy" meaning pussy.

"One day, she's gonna let me tap that hind pussy."

by Dave February 15, 2005

311

Five self-described "friends for life" making the best music in the world. They have been around since 1988 and are music's best kept secret. Definitely not racist.

Know that 311 has always been Down.

by Dave December 29, 2003

issitt syndrome

a rare incureable disease which causes gayness. common symptons are thin heads and bonie bodys

tom issitt from mawsly

by dave January 28, 2005