SLONG

Short for SLOW SONG

I'm gunna download a few slongs.

by dave April 24, 2003

Oilix

A micro-organism that can enrich crude oil and replicate it. Said to be cheap (as in low-cost).

"If someone could develop a micro-organism capable of enriching & purifying oil, we'd have a nearly infinite supply of oil! ^.^ Sadly, it's all fiction. -.-' "
-me

by Dave November 30, 2004

meh

a term meaning lack of care; undescisiveness, "maybe", or "i dont wanna"

(def1)"Are you goning to do your homework?" "Meh"

(Def3)"Will you go out with her?" "meh, i dont realy know..."

(def4) "GIVE ME THE REMOTE!"
"MEH!"

by Dave November 18, 2003

heeooo

Burson flamed all da niggas

man ur a heeooo

by Dave March 10, 2003

Progrome

To dig ones underwear out of ones butt crack.

After sitting on that 5 hour flight, I had to progrome up to the third knuckle.

by Dave November 13, 2003

hypocrate

One of many human personalities, regardless of what politicians or activists say about each other.

"I'm a hypocrate a lot of times, though I hate to admit it."
-me

by Dave January 15, 2004

Monty Python

*A politically-incorrect, hilarious British comedy, which evolved into a franchise that even spawned movies like The Meaning of Life and, best of all, The Holy Grail.

*"frontal-nudity python"

"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy; it's divine to own a dick...from the tiniest little tanger, to the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or john thomas...hurray for your one-eyed trouser-snake...your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or you cock...you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock...but don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock, and you won't come back. Uuh thank you very much."
-that singer from The Meaning of Life

by Dave April 20, 2004